Me to my PT: I want to work in mortuary science, it’s been my dream since I could walk.
Her: but you’re so good with people, it would be a shame if all your customers we’re *leans in and whispers* Dead.
Me whose been masking my autism everytime I come in for a session: yup that’s me, good with people 😂 it’s not like I curated my personality to match yours after observing you for three months or anything…









