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i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

"I want to watch movies where the writers assume the audience can handle complex themes and sensitive material, but I will dismiss out of hand any more that has even a hint of being For Kids, because I assume writers of such material will always dumb it down. I want to be pretentious without SOUNDING pretentious."

i am a 32 year old LA resident and industry insider and im not going to the theater to see kids movies. i dont think that is pretentious

she noam on my hamburger till I explode due to a Hezbollah drone strike

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

Thankfully this info was debunked and i will be appearing in the game with my new boiling water marshal art fighting style thanks for trying to make me feel like shit for no reason tho

I asked Kazuya if he remembered you and he said no

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

look. minecraft civil rights dlc. i get it. it is a dead horse the day it was unveiled. but i would like to ask the very question we all want to know the answer to. why did they not include malcolm x.

This is Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise speaking. We’ve entered the orbit of a planet not terribly unlike our own… save that it is exclusively populated by petty old queens.

They seem to have accepted Commander Spock as one of their own.