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I need you guys to read the First Blood pt 2 novelization Rambo pulls a funny prank on Murdock /hj
In all srsness it includes a LOT of extra lore and info about these characters, which is common and mainly what I love about official novelizations of movies
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Hey, writers! Have you 🫵 considered writing an April Fools' chapter (or April Fools' story if you prefer oneshots)? It's a fun and harmless prank to play on your editors, beta readers, or anyone you would feel comfortable sharing it with! All you have to do is write a chapter that starts out normal, but soon becomes very definitely not normal in whatever way is funniest to you and/or your reader(s)! Have a side character you previously hadn't even named suddenly become the main protagonist, or perhaps an ultra-powerful villain. Have two random characters start kissing passionately in the middle of a fight or chase scene. Have the characters start spouting lines from your favorite shows, movies, books, etc. Add inside jokes that you love dearly, but wouldn't fit in the finished story. It could be a good writing exercise, and hopefully you and your reader(s) will get a good laugh out of it.
Description: Tiktok from user hesorryhesorryhesorry. A white person with purple hair and red sunglasses sitting in their car says "I've learned how the internet works. You can only make fun of people whose group you're in. Like, gay people can make fun of gay people. So I'm going to hand this joke over to someone who can say it."
They hand a piece of paper to a white guy with brown hair sitting next to them. He reads out in an annoyed voice "A man with a piss kink walks into a bar." He starts to playfully yell at the person behind the camera while several people laugh in the background.
Fun prank to play on your virgin AMAB friends: send them a text saying 'congrats on the pregnancy!' And never elaborate
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Have you ever been in that age old situation where you have three toaster strudels left and just don't know what to do with them? Of course you have, and boy do I have the solution for you!!!
Step 1: invite over two friends for a "toaster strudel party." They could potentially be named Derek and Dennis. When they arive say
"Oh shoot, it seems we only have three strudels and two icing packets"
(If questioned about why you only have two, insinuate that they might secretly be a cop)
You are the only one who knows there is actually three icing packets left. Make sure to keep your evil laughter in your head or else they might catch on.
When making the toaster strudels put icing on thier strudels like normal, then split the third between the two. When you bring out the strudels they'll be like
"I thought you said there were only two, how is there so much on ours"
Step 1.5: hand both of them a knife and watch them fight over you toaster strudel. While they're distracted fighting, eat both of thier strudels, then escape. By the time they notice you got to have two strudels with extra icing you'll be long gone.
So, my baby brothers (7 y/o and 5 y/o) are OBSESSED with Slenderman, and we’re spending the weekend in our summer house, which has near it a little area with lots of pine trees where they go and play.
So yesterday night i drew these:
And then I hanged them up in the wooden area.
This morning they go there to play, and oh the satisfaction of hearing them say “Oh my god! Oh no, they told us the more you think about it the more real it becomes! What do we do now?” will fuel me for days.
I’ll keep you posted >:)
I have never seen this before!
