An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream's Sister Drista (Video Blogging RPF), mentions of Dream XD
Additional Tags: Dreaming, Mentions of kidnapping, fairytale references, Memory Loss, Mind Manipulation, Mind Control, mentions of it
Series: Part 2 of The Trials of J. Alfred Prufrock
Summary:
He wakes to the smell of fresh, sweet air and the feeling of something soft pressing gently against his back.
Technoblade immediately tenses, hackles on high alert. His hand twitches ever so slightly to where he normally straps his sword holster.
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A/N: So this is a little drabble I wrote to my best friend, Kasey. We write these weird little drabbles to each other sometimes, and this one just had to be shared. I wrote it a couple weeks ago when I was stuck in a hotel by myself in the process of moving back to Florida. I picked two random prompts off of tumblr, I don't remember who posted them, but credit to whoever made the prompts. I picked random Legends characters for this, so it's not exactly canon, but it's a fun little drabble I thought I'd share with you all. I've done so much moving in the past year, it's been really hard to keep up with my writing like I'd like to. But anyways I'll stop babbling on. All characters except the reader and Kasey (based on my crazy best friend) do not belong to me.
Warnings: I wrote this on my phone and didn't edit so sorry for any grammatical errors. There is probably a swear or two in there, because that's just who I am as person.
Word Count: Don't have one because of writing it on mobile
Pairing: (hints at) Leonard Snart x Reader
One last authors note, and then I promise I'll shut up and get to the drabble. If you guys like this little piece of crack fic, I will consider posting Kasey's response to it that she wrote me, it fills in some of the blanks. Okay I'm done now, I promise.
7. “I was gone for two days and every dish in this freakin’ house is dirty.”
(I'm slightly altering this one 2 hours instead of days and ship instead of house)
“Why are there penguins at an aquarium? They’re not fish.”
Two hours. That's how long I was on my recon mission with Rip, Jax, Stein and Sara; leaving Kasey, Snart, Mick, Ray, and Nate unsupervised. Apparently this is something that should never happen, even for two hours.
We walked into the bridge and I could immediately tell something was off.
Sara looked over at the expression on my face and asked "What?"
"Something's wrong," I had a sixth sense when it came to shenanigans on ship (partially because I participated in it half the time. But when I was not participating in it, it usually ended in stuff that I had to handle)
"What?" She asked again automatically on guard.
"No intruders or anything, but there has definitely been some shenanigans in our absence," I explained.
Sara rolls her eyes before saying "what'd they do this time?"
"Hopefully nothing as drastic as the time Kasey roped Mick and Ray into helping her 'borrow' a baby wolly mammoth and try to trick train it" I put air quotes around the word borrow.
"Yeah that was a pain to clean up" Sara replied.
"I guess I should go find out what they've done this time," I say before walking towards the kitchen to try to find my previously unsupervised teammates.
As soon as I walked in the ship's kitchen it took everything in me not to scream in frustration.
It was a disaster. Where to start? There were dirty dishes everywhere. The floor was covered in what looked like confetti... and ray was tied to a chair with his mouth taped shut. Poor Ray, it was always Ray.
Kasey was wearing a wetsuit? Next to Mick who was currently sporting a flour covered apron over a Hawaiian shirt. Nate and Snart were sitting at the table wearing Boston aquarium polos and khaki shorts. Nate's outfit was also covered in flour.
"I was gone two hours," is the first thing I say. All five heads snap in my direction. Ray starts making muffled sounds, probably asking for help. Everyone else just looked guilty (aside from Mick), especially Snart and Nate (I honestly expected more from those two).
"I was gone two hours and every freaking dish on this ship is dirty! What were you doing? Do I even want to know why there is confetti on the floor? And what on earth are you all wearing?"
"Snart stole the penguin!" Nate blurted out throwing Snart under the bus. If looks could kill Nate would be dead, twice. Snart was glaring daggers in his direction.
"The what?!-" before I could finish the object of the conversation came waddling through the kitchen and crashed right into Mick.
"Damn penguin," Mick grumbled before nudging it away with his foot.
I was in shock, though I really shouldn't have been, after the wolly mammoth incident, but still.
After taking a second to compose myself, I spoke "Where... where did you even get a penguin?"
"The aquarium. Why are there penguins at an aquarium? They’re not fish.” Mick replied between bites of the messy, what I think was supposed to be a cupcake... we'd have to get back to that later.
"That... that is not the point... Snart, Nate, how did the two of you even get involved in this."
"Well I really wanted to see a penguin in person and I was promised food," Nate answered first.
Snart remained quiet, not making eye contact.
Mick pointed to Kasey "Crazy blackmailed Snart into it. She threatened to tell you-" he was cut off by Kasey.
"NOTHING!" Kasey yelled. "Nothing, because he helped me get the penguin."
There was definitely something else going on, but I didn't have time for that right now.
"You're taking it back," I say.
"No!" Kasey replies.
"Take it back, before Rip finds it and you all end up in more trouble than you are already in. And what the hell are those?" I say pointing to the weird cupcake looking monstrosities sitting on the counter.
"Fine," she said begrudgingly. "And Nate and Mick had a bake off,"
"Why- wait I don't even want to know, just get it cleaned up and fast." I say before walking out of the kitchen.
A/N: Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed this weird little fic as much as we did!
I've decided to challenge myself to write mini drabbles using only dialogue with no narration. Why? Because I'm bored and a masochist.
Pairings: Ignis x reader
Warnings: none
Next Dialogue Challenge
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It Feels Like Death
"Iggy?"
"Yes, darling?"
"I think I might be dying."
"I assure you, sweet pea, that you are in good health."
"No, Iggy. I really am dying. This is it, isn't it? This is the beginning of the end. I should have known that I would be the type to die young-!"
"-Y/N. I believe you are being a touch overdramatic. Although most assuredly not true, it still pains me to hear you speak of your death so casually."
"-there are still so many things that I wanted to accomplish in life! Ah, if only I could go back to Galdin Quay and eat the seafood there again! Had I known my demise lurked so near, I would have spent more time savoring the unique-"
"My love, if you truly wish to go, I will take you to Galdin Quay during the summer after things have concluded."
"But Iggy!! I'm dying now."
"It is not that bad."
"My darling Iggy! The love of my life! How you have foresaken me in this time of need! Oh, should the Gods-!!!"
"!!"
"...what was that for?"
"I figured that logic was no longer a reasonable method of communicating with you, thus I decided to use a tried and true method."
"You can't really call kissing me 'communicating', Iggy."
"Just as you cannot call this albeit unfortunate situation a 'time of need' that has led you to your deathbed."
"..."
"Come now, my love. You must know that it pains me to see your tears. Hush now. I promise you that it will get easier in time."
"But Iggyyyyyy...It's already been forever and it still feels as awful as when it first started."
"...Y/N. You have been on this diet for less than 24 hours. A diet that you had put yourself on, no less. Now, I understand that this is the second salad you've had today, but you will eat it and- Oh, for goodness sake-! Could you please stop playing dead?"
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Derp derp derp
This was actually really fun to write. The flow is off, but I am hoping that through practice, I'll get better at it.
Dear Future Husband Here's a few things you need to know if we wanna be our one and onlys all our life (Awwwwww) We'll go on a date We deserve it babe We won't forget the flowers every anniversary Cause if we treat us right We will be so tight Buying groceries Don't forget to buy us what need You got that 9 to 5 Baby so do I We'll have to coordinate on who's gonna cook tonight You can kinda cook But I follow a book Sing along with me Sing sing along with me (hey) You gotta know how to treat us equally Even when ones acting crazy We'll tell us everything's alright Dear future husband Here's a few things you'll need to know if We wanna be our one and onlys all our life Dear future husband Loving you has been so wonderful We love each other more and more every night After every fight Let's just apologize And then maybe we'll rock each other's body right Even if I was wrong I'll never admit I'm wrong Even if I disagree I'll won't disagree You gotta know how to treat us equally Even when ones acting crazy We'll tell us everything's alright Dear future husband Here's a few things You'll need know if we wanna be Our one and onlys all our life Dear future husband Make time for us Don't leave one lonely And know well love each other's family equally I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed Vacuum the carpet and you might get some kisses Don't have a dirty mind Let's be classy guys Buy me a ring Buy buy me a ring (pop) Dear future husband Here's a few things You'll need to know if we wanna be Our one and onlys all our life Dear future husband Loving you has been so wonderful I love you more and more every night (That's right) Oh-woah Future husband, let's get this right.
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