#full duplex

Two large families from very different backgrounds must live in a duplex apartment together. What would be the dynamic of these two households? Will there be chaos or will they all live harmoniously? How will their differences affect their neighborly relations? Or will they discover that they are not so different at all? 

So, new project!, because I needed something more fun and lighthearted to balance out the darker and more dramatic The New Heiress. Also, fun fact, I unironically love the Ottomases (because I like to suffer).

Disclaimer: I actually haven’t watched Full House, and I know the plot is completely different. I just needed a title to steal lol. I did, however, watch a K-drama with the same name (also a completely different plot).

Samantha: This is my fourth pregnancy, too. I thought I’d get used to it by now. It turns out, we really don’t, huh?

Peter: That’s because they’re going to be twins! We just found out recently, and we’re so excited! We’re hoping for a boy and a girl.

Albany: Oh, how wonderful! Congratulations. I’ve always wanted to have twins, too. I believe that they bring good luck.

Albany: What say you, darling? Shall we try for a set of twins?

Goneril: NO. I DON’T WANT ONE MORE CHILD, LET ALONE TWO. YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE? DO YOU THINK CHILDBIRTH IS LIKE PICKING OUT A PET DOG?

Goneril: Try that again, and I will divorce you, right here, right now, in front of our neighbors.

Peter and Samantha: 👁👄👁

M: Oh, Mercutio. It sucks to be so far away from you but maybe now you’ll notice that I’m gone and that you’ll start missing me? 👉👈  And when I return to Veronaville, we’ll confess our love for each other!

M: Hmmm... wait... I smell a boy...

M: Why, hello there, neighbor!

Samantha: Hello, neighbors! It’s wonderful to meet you! We heard you belong to a powerful dynasty in Veronaview. We’re honored!

Peter: Honey, I think it’s called Veronaville. You must’ve mixed it up with Pleasantview.

Samantha: Oops! Sorry about that. Must be my pregnancy brain talking.

Goneril: Oh, it’s fine. I experienced it too all the four times I was pregnant. I even forget my husband’s name once.

Albany: :(

G: *ahem* I’m sorry, none of that was real, I assure you. That’s just how my husband and I tease each other, heh hehe...

G: Everything is perfectly fine!! :D

G: And we’re very much in love. That’s why we have all these kids...

G: Right?

A: Y-yes, darling! Very in love! But no more kids! Four is enough!

S: Oh, I see... you seem like such an interesting couple...

M: Hi! Great shot! You’re David, right?

D: Hi, yes, thanks. And you’re... Melinda? 

M: Nooooo. It’s Miranda :<

D: Oof, I’m sorry, Miranda. I thought I heard someone say the name Melinda earlier...

M: That was probably my sister, Desdemona. She still can’t pronounce her r’s properly. It also doesn’t help that she still babytalks sometimes...

P: Come on, son! You can do it!

All: Yeah!!