#miranda capp

a bonus post from romeo:

• Goneril would've been happy to stop at two children, but Albany wanted more, and she thought it would help solidify their marriage. Now she spends more time working on her investments to ensure each of her children will have comfortable funds when they turn eighteen than romancing her husband. It would be nice if he applied himself to a job as well, but he seems content to be a gentleman of no profession.

• Albany loves having a big family. Since he married into money, he's happily not working which gives him more time to spend with the children. Where Goneril wants to impose rules and order the way she was raised, Albany indulges in the children's whims and gets them anything they want. As he tells Goneril when she disapproves of his spending: you're only young once!

• Miranda feels the burden of being the eldest daughter. Anytime she wants some space, at least one of her younger siblings always barges into her room to bother her. Her mother's strict rules on conduct and dress are stifling, and even her loving father's lack of ambition leaves her with little respect for him. She dreams of escaping to the city, getting an apartment and sitting in quiet coffee shops until sunset.

• Hal has a bit of an attitude, like he's always spoiling for a fight. He's gotten in trouble at school more than once, and his father always makes excuses for him in front of his teachers. Neither of his parents have noticed that he is a very sensitive child who keenly feels—though he can't express it well at his age—the pain that courses through the Capp family from so many tragic deaths and such harsh rivalry with the Montys. So fighting has become his emotional outlet.

• Desdemona is convinced that the Summerdreams are fairies, though no one believes her. Her best friend Bottom doesn't have wings, so Desdemona crafted a couple out of fabric and paint for them to wear together (fine, she didn't make them herself, she begged Miranda to do it). If she can't live out her dream of being a fairy, then she'll be just like her big sister when she grows up! Except she'll wear pink all the time like she does now. Miranda's disdain for pink is the only thing Desdemona holds against her.

🦝 mercutiooooo Follow

hey can a certain SOMEBODY get OFF my DICK

#unless? #seriously thoguh im just living my life #and everybody's got a fuckin problem with me #vent i guess

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👑 tybaltcapp Follow

To whom it may concern, (for thou knowest who thou art):

Cease thy buffoonery at once! Every day, thou makest a new account, under some false name and visage, to torment me in my messages. I know not what sort of rise thou lookest to draw from me, but, unlike thyself, I have a very busy life. I am not going to read what thou sendest me.

If thou wishest to waste your breath, there are more productive ways.

Sincerely, Tybalt Capp.

#how doth this website work #how does one send the p #oh I've found it

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💐 good-fellow Follow

All of the people I grew up with are starting to date each other. I can't wait for a few years from now when they'll all be exes and I can make them fight

#what fun these mortals are! #foolish little creatures

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🦝 mercutiooooo Follow

hes trying to fight me lmaooooooo okay bro

#hes gonna do what? #impale me? #with his long stiff sword? #okay pussycat bring it on

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❤️ f0rtunes-f00l Follow

No I looove telling my friends no and being ignored tthat's so cool hahahaha

#vent #delete later #its just??? #every fucking time #i said I didn't wanna come to this party and they just dragged me out anyway #my soul literally feels like lead I can't take it anymore

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🌌 xx-h3r-m1a-xx Follow

Something terrible is brewing in the air....

#one could even say something wicked #[ooc] anyway uhh there were a lot of ambulances around yesterday #wonder what happened #unfortunately I'm not one of those popular girls so I'm not in the loop

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🌹 whatsinaname Follow

I HATE MY FAMILY!!1!

#i can't WAIT until I'm old enough to leave #this town is AWFUL #my grandfather literally grounded me for what??? #for not wanting to take over his boring business?? #for wanting to marry someone I actually like??? #im gonna run away i swear to god

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🦝 mercutiooooo Follow

hospital

#ferita da taglio

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🦝 mercutiooooo Follow

but sofgt! what light throguj yonder window breakS? it is my peen and the rest is my butt

❤️ f0rtunes-f00l Follow

How are those painkillers man

🦝 mercutiooooo Follow

uh h👍

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💐 good-fellow Follow

Where are these stupid flowers?? I've been out here all night

#oberon is going to kill me #if I go silent assume either wolves got me or I'm in a dungeon

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💽 mandy-c Follow

#irl stuff #like it's just weird?? #idk

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