#full bore

Things currently on sale on Steam: Hatoful Boyfriend ($1.99) Do you like dating sims? Do you like comedy? Do you like birds? Then try Hatoful Boyfriend, the comedic sim where you date pigeons... sorta. You don’t even kiss them. But you do go on a journey to find pudding! Full Bore ($3.74) You play as a boar, in a world of talking boars, and you solve puzzles by digging, climbing, and pushing blocks. There’s a feature where you can rewind time to a move you previously made, which helps if you get trapped. It’s got a nice pixelated art style, a.k.a it’s a bit retro looking and it uses sprites. But wait! Who are those shadowy figures watching you? And what are these notes doing here? P.S. this game also has a really good soundtrack by Adjective Plural Noun. Super Panda Adventures ($0.74) Okay, this game doesn’t look that pretty, but it is a cute metroidvania platformer with some funny dialogue. A panda princess got kidnapped by robots and you gotta go save her. It also has good music. Crypt of the Necrodancer ($2.99) It’s a roguelike with some rhythm game elements. You gotta move to the beat or die. It’s got sweet music, lots of characters to play as, and lots of monsters. You’re gonna die. A lot. But it will be fun! There’s also DLC in Early Access with lots of neat stuff added. Portal and Portal 2 Bundle (probably $3.99) These are both classic puzzle games, and you ought to get them both. You wake up in a lab and you gotta solve puzzles with your portal gun for the sake of science. The robot running the place doesn’t seem to be that stable... But hey, at least you’re getting cake. Right? Half Life Complete Bundle (probably $7.99) These are classic FPS games, or at least the main two and the episodes. In Half Life, you are Gordon Freeman, a scientist working at Black Mesa. One day you put a rock in a beam of light, and suddenly aliens attack. Gasp! It’s almost like a cliche B movie made into a game, but it’s actually pretty good. Well... the first one has crappy graphics by today’s standards, but it’s been remade in the Source engine, and there’s also Black Mesa(which is on Steam but I recommend you get the free version since it’s not too different from the Steam one). Seriously, play Black Mesa too. Also be careful around the glitchy elevators. Octodad: Dadliest Catch ($3.74) You are an octopus, and you must hide this fact from everyone... including your human family! It’s a short, comedic, cartoony game where you struggle to move anywhere due to the strange way you move. It’s like I Am Bread but better.