#fucking turtles

Also ignore the experimental Mona Lisa drawings, I'm trying 😅

We both begin cracking because she knows me

Does anyone else remember last years google doodle because I have officially had it with these turtles

Finished studying for my midterm, but here's how some of it went Bree:(holds flash cards) what illness can turtles have that (pauses) I can't read your handwriting Me: okay I think I know what your asking does it start with an F? Bree: (attempts to pronounce the disease) Me: (waits patiently) Bree: Ffffffffffffffffff Me: Fffff? Bree: Fffffffuck you I am not alone on this journey of knowledge

So I was walking down the road today and guess what I saw.... I saw a fucking turtle!! This turtle was so beautiful and had a hard back. I almost fainted because it was the love of my life. I went to pick it up because it tried to cross the road, sadly on my way over to the turtle, a large truck came and almost hit that turtle. I scream "hey you stop" lol. The truck straddled the truck and I was happy. I pick up the turtle and the Damn thing bit me, so I said fuck you and dropped it. I fell in love with that turtle but she hated me :(. I told the turtle how I would love it and do anything for it but it didn't say anything back.....I walked away sadly with tears flowing down my face and went home. The turtle came and nudged my leg and smiled. I picked it up and now we are married and have 3 kids. I love that turtle so much.

Voice 2: He was so YOUNG *senseless babbling that I couldn't make out*