#fuck pluto

In the middle of an episode I was watching.

ITS VIVE LA NOT VIVA LA

Friend: what? Mabey it's just small with a broken hart

Me: just like Johnny

Pluto is not a planet!

If Pluto was where Venus is, it’d have a massive comet like tail, that’s no behavior for a planet to have. 

Pluto intersects Neptune’s orbit, and messes with it’s gravity. That’s some Nibiru planet-X nonsense, ain’t no planetary behavior there!

Pluto isn’t even on the same orbital plane as the rest of the planets! It’s all out of sync with everything! Pluto ain’t a damn planet!

I recommend any Pro-Pluto people watch this 

EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEE

13. how do you feel right now?

FANTASTIC bc 1. dumb college tuition shit is finally taken care of after being on the phone with financial aid for like 45 minutES 2. plans got cancelled today (and while i would have had so Much Fun, cancelled plans is my aesthetic) 3. now i have the Whole Day Off and i’m gonna do NOTHING THANK GOD

24. height?

5′2 as FUCK

31. 3 random facts:

we learned in my ecology class about island biogeography, and that the definition of an island is literally just any area where something grows/exists/lives surrounded by something other than itself. so. if u put an olive on a table?? olive island. if u stand in the middle of the road. u are an island

if u want to make lemon ice cream with an ice cream maker, you have to put in the base WITHOUT LEMON JUICE/ZEST bc the acid won’t allow the ice cream to set!! so u have to wait until the very last second when it’s almost totally ice creamified and then put in the juice/zest. some little demon child on the food network learned this the hARD WAY

ok get ready for a fuckin raNT smokey the bear is actually a total Douche bc forest fires are necessary for a healthy forest!! there are some species of trees that rely on fire to spread their seeds, and thus had evolved a natural tolerance for fire. BUT, the more we actively prevent natural fires, the more these trees will die off - leaving trees with no fire immunity at all, not to mention WILD underbrush, which would have been naturally trimmed by periodic, small, natural fires. so when an unnatural fire happens, they burn CRAZY long and CRAZY hot and basically fuck everything up that wouldn’t have been fucked up if you had just LET the FOREST do it’s THING FUCK SMOKEY THE BEAR