#anti-pluto

Pluto is not a planet!

If Pluto was where Venus is, it’d have a massive comet like tail, that’s no behavior for a planet to have. 

Pluto intersects Neptune’s orbit, and messes with it’s gravity. That’s some Nibiru planet-X nonsense, ain’t no planetary behavior there!

Pluto isn’t even on the same orbital plane as the rest of the planets! It’s all out of sync with everything! Pluto ain’t a damn planet!

I recommend any Pro-Pluto people watch this 

I'm mostly anti-pluto because pro-pluto people are generally obnoxious.  Like seriously there are far more interesting small celestial rocks to get behind.  Anyway I'm actually glad to hear about the news, because reexamining the definition of planet is important given the new discoveries about exo-planets.  Whether pluto winds up a planet in the end I don't give a shit about (though I sorta hope it doesn't just out of spite)