#frystsnow

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"Do you ever wonder about odd things? Like... Who was the first to ever make a snowball? You've perfected it, of course! But still. Who can up with the idea?"

... this has to be some kind of a cruel joke , right ? @frystsnow

my homie in homosapien have you seen the absolute gold that @drakyns & @frystsnow be spinning? that shit has me kicking my lil fEETS call me an absolute fan. hijack ( i think thats the name ) is a ship i never really thought too much about so it just goes to show that writer's being absolute powerhouses can carry & beam a ship into your brain.

"I will have you know I love my wife."

AHH ok wait this is a great opportunity to discuss how my rebrand has changed this! before: mother nature never eats because she is denying herself the pleasure of doing so and does not see the utility in eating. tbh, a lowkey form of self-harm in the "i don't deserve anything" way. rebrand: mother nature rarely eats because she gets hyper-focused for millennia at a time on some project or other and forgets lol. ( 🎵what if god was one of us -- 🎵 ) which is to say: the books give us pretty solid evidence that mother nature a) wants to be "washed clean of her old life" and b) deeply values her freedom. so in terms of food, i think that would translate into being pretty adventurous! she's just kind of a workaholic, and when you combine that with not physically needing to eat anymore and not having friends lmao, she just doesn't get around to it most of the time. however! i think she on-purpose made all of earth's tasty fruits, veggies, nuts, etc. tasting all the prototypes herself and tweaking as needed -- that was something she really enjoyed! and i think as humans were evolving, she obviously kept a close eye on their increasing knowledge. when they invented cheese, fried foods, fermented foods, etc., she was very proud and very excited! she definitely took on a disguise to try everything when she had the time. i imagine something like "oh hey nice, they figured out agriculture!" (goes back to work. looks up and its a thousand years later.) "wait-- oh my god is that-- is that WINE!? YES!" (once again, mother nature is just playing civ on hardmode) that's what being trapped in a star for god knows how long will do to a mf. not a hedonist by any means, but very eager to try new things and really enjoy the freedom she has now. also: "fruit is nature's candy" -- does she actually believe that? or is she just fucking with people? no one will ever know. but she does get a sensible chuckle out of tricking people.