#frys-the-cat

Leo, do you know what the fuck this is, because I don't know what the fuck this is

LMFAO. YEAH I CAN EXPLAIN. although the story is a bit long

several years ago, the streaming duo im part of, Palanauts, was playing Jackbox with friends. i ended up having to go for whatever reason, so i missed out on the inception of the bit, but during Bracketeering something terrible happened.

Gronk Chungler becomes the first organic Palanauts meme. it completely consumes Jackbox and even bleeds out into a couple other games. a plotline emerges where we have to do a ritual (play Jackbox) to banish the cognitohazard of an eldritch god back to whence he came, and also at one point got him executed in Skyrim. despite our best attempts, and the creation of some new memes and entities, his presence still haunts the Palanauts discord.

cut to last year. it is a perfectly normal Twitch SMP stream. Viking is working on the tunnel to spawn. someone pops up in chat asking for suggestions for a new username. im half-paying attention. Solar, known criminal, makes a suggestion.

and Viking sees it.

it rapidly escalates.

Viking, through the power of sheer hubris, a southern accent, and a Toothless hoodie, decides to adopt Gronk Chungler as a bizarre alter ego to torment friends and chat. this includes doing things like "trying to fire Jay out of a cannon and blowing up Vintage's lawn", "committing an absurd amount of arson", "arguing with chat over if specific US states exist", and also an entire Plate Up! stream where Avid and Ruby used "chungling" as a verb

(disclaimer: he did not make Gronk Chungler canon to SBK. i dont think i couldve handled that.)

anyway now whenever Viking hits a high enough hype train one of the rewards on the table is "stream in-character as Gronk" (although he can't do it for long because it kills his voice). seeing the Tiktok migrants' reactions to it is incredibly hilarious because nobody has any idea what the hell is happening

the pinnacle happens on April Fool's Day. i wake up. Viking's discord has been renamed.

he then streamed with Legundo, Peeporp, and Shauna in-character as Gronk as they tried out Craftmine together. it was.. iconic. and was also the discovery that, for the purposes of that stream, he now has an alt account named GronkChungler with a color-inverted skin. which you have found.

So... you've watched *some* of the latest vampires smp episodes? Yes? I saw that you had something to say about... music? I think? I'm... I'm a bit frazzled, bit scared.

So... uhh-

*inhale* (1...2...3...4...)

*hold* (1...2...3...4...)

*exhale* (1...2...3...4...)

*shaking* Could you... tell me... *roughly* what happens in session 5?

*pained sigh* Solar I'm scared. *raises arms outstretched* hug? If you're comfortable?

pat pats. roughly what happens in avid's pov, no-spoilers version:

avid does something inadvisable that people are blowing way out of proportion badness-wise

scott keeps gaslighting people and we want him dead yesterday

cleo and legundo continue to be absolute MVPs

pearl's still in her plot armor era

apokuna and shelby have never done anything wrong ever

it's another multi-turning session, still no permadeaths

slightly more spoilers version under the cut:

Are. You. Going. To. Elaborate on this?

...if not can I get a source?

Do I have to ask someone else.

ok so basically what happened was "avid learnt there was a word that meant "male pregnancy" but did not know what the word WAS". as you may expect, ruby rubyco did NOT want him to know. however, marma1ade.

since then, this happened:

and then avid proceeded to roleplay as vegeta (changed his server pfp and display name) for the next week or so. but not before sending two *separate* images of pregnant vegeta in both the sbk discord AND his own server (which viking temporarily left because of it)

(also yes he is a catmaid. has been for Months)

I don't know you, but I read your fic and I DESPERATELY need to know what happened to the cat. In the GoT scenario isekai thing. Did they get taken into another dimension? Did Shadow break his lease and keep them? Did they go to the shelter??

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KITTY CAT???

pffft hi, this ask actually made my entire day but i was too busy to sit down and answer until now, so here we go!!

this is the fic we're talking abt. it's a shadow & legundo focused isekai fic, set in the game of thrones scenario as well as a modern au.

You watched the game of thrones video right? From Legundo's PoV?

Beacon. i think i hit the real max O-O

I have been booping nonstop for the past 16 minutes at a rate of 1boop/1second. My BOOp-ometer is still on "OMG". I think... it might be time to sleep.

hahaha ive been spamming my laptop's touchpad for the last 15 minutes too, truce?

I've exceeded the daily post limit

I'TS 2 AM

I CAN'T DO SHIT FOR LIKE... 2 DAYS

everyone point and laugh 🤣 👉🏼 🐱