#fruitytxt

I saw a video of someone who said they have trouble eating enough vegetables so now they do “dinosaur time” where they just take big handfuls of spinach and chew it real big like they’re a brachiosaurus. And now I’ve eaten a full sieve of spinach and sugar snap peas. I just chewed them normal, but the idea of chowing down on veg with no prep work or flavour additions appealed to me! And if it works, it works

I found a nice piece of free furniture and I’m carrying it home. It’s fucking heavy and awkward but I’ve already walked far enough away that if I were to put it down I’d be, like, illegally dumping it lmao

I think if I get to the art fair and set up and the table next to us has AI slop in it I am going to pull a Jesus in the temple and start flipping stalls

My stomach’s making some wacky noises today. Very chatty, very vocal. I keep thinking “my stomach’s making the rumblies” because I am, after all, a millennial