#friecha

Where? 👀

Usually I dont like genderbends but the old softball lesbian in me finds a yamcha w a female figure v appealing

Freeza looks basically the same here bc her race

Found in the comment section of this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0lvy4K9Pe0&t=5s

·         Freiza took an immediate liking to Yamcha, and vowed to spare him and his family when he 's done exterminating the earth. Yamcha broke down crying.

·         Oh my Frieza, you're into people who are submissive. Yamcha can't catch a break huh.

·         There was also the encounter on Bulma's ship where Yamcha is introduced to Cell and Frieza, and Frieza says he finds him interesting. Someone tell MasakoX about this so he can make a What If series on these two being a couple.

·         Are you telling me that Frieza... has got the hots for Yamcha - and vice versa? whoah this is heavy.

·         So basically if yamcha went to namek with them we could've avoided some ****

·         Well Zarbon is dead. And I am always looking for more attractive recruits... How do you feel about wearing a thong?"

·         Funny, because humans and Saiyans are both essentially monkeys, but Frieza admits his homosexuality for a human

Hi all, sorry this up later than I planned, so in my previous posts about Yamza I  mentioned my headcanon that Kuriza is Yamcha and Frieza’s son, here are some of my headcanons regarding that headcanon.

Warning this will be rambley and all over the place.

(Kuriza is Frieza’s child from Neko Majin manga for anyone who doesn’t know)

 All of the Z warriors are super shocked when Yamcha and Frieza show up with a kid (not sure if they’d tell them they were having a kid or if they did they may not belive them)

When they see Kuriza some of think Frieza may have just reproduced asexual, then Kuriza grows up and it’s pretty clear he’s Yamcha’s kid as well. Even though Kuriza has a lot of Friaza’s attitude but he also has a fair few of Yamcha’s, he also has Yamcha’s smile.

His attitude is pretty haughty and he can be pretty brutal but around his family and friends he’s pretty laid back.

Yamcha and Frieza are both really good dads, though Kuriza is pretty spoilt. Yamcha and Frieeza probably alternate on the strict and fun parent roles, for normal things I see Yamcha being the funnier parent. But with moral issues Frieza’s the far more relaxed parent. Kuriza defiantly has a more grey morality because of this.

Yamcha defiantly taught and regularly plays baseball with Kuriza, though a version with Ki and flight, so a far more destructive version.

Kuriza knows all of Frieza and Yamcha’s moves and is also trained in martial arts from Yamcha, though he doesn’t take fighting as seriously as most he’s still pretty strong.

He like Frieza is super protective of Yamcha, so after he’s born instead of just Frieza looming behind Yamcha whenever someone threatens him these now both Frieza and Kuriza are behind him glaring.

 Kuriza and Bura are best friends, and they have been since they meet as toddlers.

Vegeta hates it but anytime he’s tried to talk to Bura she’s thrown a tantrum and Vegeta cannot argue against her because not only is she his princess but she inherited her temper from him and her patience from Bulma.

Frieza actually likes Bura, she’s completely fabulous and takes no shit. He has said to her on multiple occasions that she is the only member of the Sayian race he likes. He has said this in front of all the other Saiyans before.

The 2 of them are super fabulous and badass, they always show up dressed to the nines and ready to kick everyone’s ass (I headcanon that Bura does know how to fight and can at least go super Sayain 1)

Their also friends with Pan but to a lesser extent, she’d be talking about fighting while the 2 are off to the side painting each other’s nails and reading magazines just occasionally responding to her with ‘yeah sure’.

I totally see Bura and Kuriza pulling up to Pan in a car like in the scene from mean girls “get in loser were going shopping” although it could be “get in loser were going training” because the 2 do train together sometimes (They defiantly have combo attacks) though 90% of the time it would be shopping.

They may not like Pan as much as each other but they are protective of her, when Goku leaves at the end of Z and Pan is upset little Kuriza and Bura start planning to “Destroy Son Goku”. Frieza and Vegeta are both super proud (They may or may not try to give them hints and tips) 

 (I love Bura and Kuriza as just a BROTP but I also came up with some headcanons for if they became a couple)

If Bura and Kuriza ever became a couple Vegeta would defiantly have an aneurism and an existential crisis.

They would probably go from friends to dating and no one not even they would realise for a while.

If they ever got married Vegeta would most likely attempt to blow something up, maybe the planet. Frieza on the other hand would be like

“you know you are the only member of your species I like I don’t mind you becoming a part of our family but could you perhaps”

“I’m not disowning my father”

“…I will give you planet if you do”

If there was a wedding, Vegeta would walk Bura up the aisle and then just not let go and glare Kuriza trying to kill him with his mind, and you would just hear Frieza powering up a KI blast (You would also hear Goku’s exited squee in the back at the prospect of a fight). Bulma and Yamcha intercede and there’s no fight at the ceremony. There is one 3 minutes into the reception, no one is surprised, and they totally had a betting pool (No one is surprised when Goku joins in the fight for no reason, there was a betting pool for that to).

Scene: Yamcha doesn't know what to get for Frieza, so he asks another Icejin. However, that Icejin lives in another Universe and is also Frost.

Yamcha: I just don't know what to get him! He's such a mysterious and weird creature!

Frost: (gives him the stank eye)

Yamcha: Uh... no offense to you. Heh heh. Just curious. What do Icejins like?

Frost: Hmm, that is a toughie. We don't really have any specific likes. You should know that we don't like our tails squeezed or pulled, so massage therapy is probably out of the question... (brief pause, then gasps) That's it!

Yamcha: What? What have you come up with?

Frost: Well, I don't know about Frieza's tastes, but there's nothing I love more than rich minerals! Gold, diamonds, rubies, pearls... In fact, I wouldn't mind a little something as thanks for this advice...

Yamcha: Uh, I'm kind of working on a tight budget here!

Frost: I see...

Yamcha: (brief silence) So, I heard you have a special someone in your life. What do you get them?

Frost: Oh, there's nothing my special someone likes more than freshly-baked donuts, long walks on the beach...

Yamcha: Ah, that sounds nice-

Frost: ...and a nice, clean dead body!

Yamcha: (horrified gasp as he clutches his chest)

Frost: Oh, don't you know? He's an assassin.

Yamcha: T-that makes more sense. I'm not sure if I want to get a dead body for Frieza's present.