#frecha

Hi all, sorry this up later than I planned, so in my previous posts about Yamza I  mentioned my headcanon that Kuriza is Yamcha and Frieza’s son, here are some of my headcanons regarding that headcanon.

Warning this will be rambley and all over the place.

(Kuriza is Frieza’s child from Neko Majin manga for anyone who doesn’t know)

 All of the Z warriors are super shocked when Yamcha and Frieza show up with a kid (not sure if they’d tell them they were having a kid or if they did they may not belive them)

When they see Kuriza some of think Frieza may have just reproduced asexual, then Kuriza grows up and it’s pretty clear he’s Yamcha’s kid as well. Even though Kuriza has a lot of Friaza’s attitude but he also has a fair few of Yamcha’s, he also has Yamcha’s smile.

His attitude is pretty haughty and he can be pretty brutal but around his family and friends he’s pretty laid back.

Yamcha and Frieza are both really good dads, though Kuriza is pretty spoilt. Yamcha and Frieeza probably alternate on the strict and fun parent roles, for normal things I see Yamcha being the funnier parent. But with moral issues Frieza’s the far more relaxed parent. Kuriza defiantly has a more grey morality because of this.

Yamcha defiantly taught and regularly plays baseball with Kuriza, though a version with Ki and flight, so a far more destructive version.

Kuriza knows all of Frieza and Yamcha’s moves and is also trained in martial arts from Yamcha, though he doesn’t take fighting as seriously as most he’s still pretty strong.

He like Frieza is super protective of Yamcha, so after he’s born instead of just Frieza looming behind Yamcha whenever someone threatens him these now both Frieza and Kuriza are behind him glaring.

 Kuriza and Bura are best friends, and they have been since they meet as toddlers.

Vegeta hates it but anytime he’s tried to talk to Bura she’s thrown a tantrum and Vegeta cannot argue against her because not only is she his princess but she inherited her temper from him and her patience from Bulma.

Frieza actually likes Bura, she’s completely fabulous and takes no shit. He has said to her on multiple occasions that she is the only member of the Sayian race he likes. He has said this in front of all the other Saiyans before.

The 2 of them are super fabulous and badass, they always show up dressed to the nines and ready to kick everyone’s ass (I headcanon that Bura does know how to fight and can at least go super Sayain 1)

Their also friends with Pan but to a lesser extent, she’d be talking about fighting while the 2 are off to the side painting each other’s nails and reading magazines just occasionally responding to her with ‘yeah sure’.

I totally see Bura and Kuriza pulling up to Pan in a car like in the scene from mean girls “get in loser were going shopping” although it could be “get in loser were going training” because the 2 do train together sometimes (They defiantly have combo attacks) though 90% of the time it would be shopping.

They may not like Pan as much as each other but they are protective of her, when Goku leaves at the end of Z and Pan is upset little Kuriza and Bura start planning to “Destroy Son Goku”. Frieza and Vegeta are both super proud (They may or may not try to give them hints and tips) 

 (I love Bura and Kuriza as just a BROTP but I also came up with some headcanons for if they became a couple)

If Bura and Kuriza ever became a couple Vegeta would defiantly have an aneurism and an existential crisis.

They would probably go from friends to dating and no one not even they would realise for a while.

If they ever got married Vegeta would most likely attempt to blow something up, maybe the planet. Frieza on the other hand would be like

“you know you are the only member of your species I like I don’t mind you becoming a part of our family but could you perhaps”

“I’m not disowning my father”

“…I will give you planet if you do”

If there was a wedding, Vegeta would walk Bura up the aisle and then just not let go and glare Kuriza trying to kill him with his mind, and you would just hear Frieza powering up a KI blast (You would also hear Goku’s exited squee in the back at the prospect of a fight). Bulma and Yamcha intercede and there’s no fight at the ceremony. There is one 3 minutes into the reception, no one is surprised, and they totally had a betting pool (No one is surprised when Goku joins in the fight for no reason, there was a betting pool for that to).

So happy so many people liked my previous post, so I thought I may expand on some of my previous ideas and I hope you enjoy them :)

So I have many headcanon’s these are just some of my main ones on Frieza and Yamcha’s relationship

I’ll post more and my headcanons for Kuriza another time

(If anyone likes any of these headcanons and wants me to expand on them more or wants to know about the Cooler arc I mentioned before or Kuriza or anything let me know)

So the Yamza relationship

When the Z warriors find out that Yamcha and Frieza are dating they try and stage an intervention for Yamcha who tries to keep his cool and explain calmly but when they start saying that Frieza is using him he losses it. It’s basically the scene from the Friends episode where Chandlers in the box and Monica has that great bit poking fun at all the others relationships, that’s basically what Yamcha does  I see it like this ‘dated a girl with a criminal split personality, married an android who has basically destroyed the world in an alternate timeline, serial pervert, didn’t know what marriage was, MARRIED VEGETA!’

They get married secretly and don’t tell the group because they have accepted it sort of but are still all wary. They figure out one of 2 ways either they see Frieza just with a ring on or maybe Frieza species has something like marriage tattoos and Vegeta/Beerus knows about them and one time Yamcha takes his shirt off and the they’re like

“YOUR MARRIED?”

“..yeah for like 2 years”

Yamcha stops getting targeted and beaten up in fights with villains after he and Frieza gets together, he doesn’t know why, everyone else does. Anytime someone gets close to or threatens Yamcha Frieza is just behind him in an instant with a glare that promises all the fates worse than death if they touch the squishy mortal in front of them.

Frieza is super protective of Yamcha when they get involved, because he knows he’s weak and mortal and so easily killable but if he dies he would most likely destroy not only who killed him but the planet to.

Because Yamcha becomes like 90% of Frieza impulse control and is very good at getting him not to destroy plants.

He does nothing to dissuade Frieza sass and biting wit, because he finds it hilarious and brilliant.

 Frieza starts wearing clothes most of the time, except fighting and they’re all designer brands, he also makes Yamcha wear it to. They basically become that couple that shows up everywhere dressed to the nines. Bulma is jealous because she wanted to be that couple but it’s rather hard when your significant others clothing of choice is a unitard.

Goku instant transmissions in on them having sex once, he had Vegeta with him. Vegeta has never forgiven him.

Yamcha and Frieza don’t even care (Well Frieza did attempt to vivisect Goku during their next ‘sparring’ match, but he was to amused by having scarred Vegeta for life he let it slide)but if Goku does do it someone will have to gather the dragonballs.

 Anytime anyone either insults Frieza for his past or Yamcha for being weak the other will instantly just be there and completely defending their partner, and with Frieza this can end in a fair lot of collateral damage.

 There is totally another baseball game with universe 6, only now with Frieza. It’s awkward.

Frost is trying to kill Frieza and Hit has to keep stopping him, Caulifla and Kale are there, Cauliflia is trying to fight with Goku and Kale is getting jealous, they totally end up fusing gain at one point, Cabba is fanboying over Vegeta, Vegeta just is not having fun, Champa and Beerus are also just fighting like toddlers and Goku’s wanting to fight EVERYONE!

Yamcha’s helping again, Vegeta again is not happy that Bulma’s impressed. But this time when he tries to attack him he’s blocked every time by a pissed Frieza.

(Who super likes watching Yamcha play Baseball and how confident and self assured he is when he plays)

Long story short, Vados and Whis end up having to use their powers to stop the mini battle royal which the baseball game evolved into.

At least once a surviving Frieza force solider comes to earth and tells Frieza how he can rule universe and destroy the world and these disgusting humans and then the next thing that guard knows he’s in front of lord Enma.

Frieza never becomes completely good, he only reason he protects the earth is because he lives there now and Beerus would kill him if he did. If he was given the chance he would totally leave earth and become an evil emperor or a god of destruction, but he wouldn't be alone. Basically he’d do that if Yamcha went with him (and if he ever asked Yamcha  would totally say yes, just with condition  “no more blowing up plants and killing entire races okay?” )

So these are all for now like 

Sinto-me triste e arrependida por tudo que passou e que deixei acontecer. Por tudo que levou-me a ruína.

Sinto-me incapaz de prosseguir, incapaz de reconstruir-me.

Sinto-me perdida em um universo tão vasto e completamente escuro para mim.

Se ao menos houvesse uma pequena frecha de luz.....