#fred rants

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Gosh I'm so excited for this new playthrough! And I wanted to experience one of the romance paths I never did before. So should I do Solas or Blackwall? I got a good ways into the Blackwall romance on the playthrough where I wound up going with Cullen in the end so I'm leaning towards Solas. I just wanna see what its all about yknow?

1. said the printer we were given would get set up so I could print off an ikea voucher since we’re going tomorrow. Never got set up, Never responded when I tried doing it myself since they fucked off for the evening.

2. didn’t point out I was sorting my own food out tonight until after the shops had shut and I was home after keeping me too busy then too fucking drained to even think of fetching something for dinner

3. never have asked if there’s anything i want to do when it’s my fucking holiday too.

Useless hunk of plastic has now befriended the other useless chunk in the backroom.

plain bagels it is for me since I can’t fucking be bothered with yet another cheese bagel and there’s nothing else that I can be arsed to cook

As a child, every Labor Day was yet another cycle of the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Exploitationthon, in which he used kids with Muscular Dystrophy to extend his faded career by pretending to care for them. And, of course, it was always kids, because they didn’t have the ability to speak on their own behalf the way adults do.

I was always vaguely uncomfortable about the telethon, even as a child, but could never quite put my finger on why. Now, as a disabled adult, I can sum it up in one word: exploitation. Jerry Lewis and the MDA exploited the most vulnerable children with muscular dystrophy in order to guilt money out of Americans (at the very least). Any kid who had the gall to want to speak up for herself, who wasn’t pitiful enough, or who was too old to be easy to manipulate, was out. No longer a part of the telethon. 

When former poster children began to speak up and demand to be recognized, Lewis went ballistic. He called them ungrateful, accused them of biting the hand that fed them, and so on.

I want Remus to visit the person who led it, totally innocent reasons that have nothing to do with stabbing.

Literally her advice constantly swapped between tear everything out and make everything more flowery, so Remus and Roman can wrestle over the writing I guess.

Fucking hell I didn’t think I could look at my name written, Fred written on a page and hate it

But seeing someone get gifts and cards for the group and noticing she chose Fred for me was good until I registered the quotation marks.

Fred is a name, no need for quotes, or emphasis. It is a name

Also thanks this week for the reminder why I shouldn’t ask Mum just to be polite questions

Soo, convincing Mum to be half decent and stop acting like Adam setting a firm boundary by going no contact for her shouldn’t mean she gets him no xmas gifts is not something I want to do. At All. Ever

The gifts I have waiting for her in my room says she better get her head on straight after her birthday and fast though.

In other news, can I retract my offer to watch Wednesday with her on the weekend? I was gonna use it as an excuse to rewatch since I just watched the first few episodes and love it, but after that interaction I sincerely do not want to.

Actually after yesterdays interaction I probably shouldn’t have wanted to in the first place. I did not need mum’s bad day thrown at me over text when I was already having a bad day and wanting to scream

Family reunion I’ve not been invited to beyond a screenshot of a post getting sent to me or a Pride festival I’ve intended to go to since the last Pride festival?

Yeah I’m going to Pride and for goodness sake, I can’t imagine what person thinks sending a screenshot of a post with missing details to someone with nothing else in the message would believe that’s an invite