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100 Years War Part 2

Okay England is gonna use some magic to mess with France

But nothing can stop that man from being charming

And I mean nothing

Even if bugs started spurting out of his mouth he would still some how manage to look attractive

Much to England’s dismay

So once England knows magic won’t work he has to turn on that gentlemanly aesthetic

Did you always want a romantic love pulled from a 1940s book

Well you got it

France will not sabotage England’s because he feels it is beneath him

Just kidding lol

He’ll trash talk him any chance he gets making up stories about him

Like how evil his is (which I mean he kinda was so its not technically a lie)

Or how bad he is a pleasing woman (which his is not)

England also lies about France

Telling you how much of a perv he is

They will honestly probably go to far and end up driving you away

Be very wise with which one you chose because the one you don’t choose you will probably rarely ever talk to again

Unless you beg them not to ignore you

But the person you go with will rub it in the others face

It’s going to be an akward situation no matter what

But you have to be 100% confident in your decisions

France and England also have rules

You can’t go on more than one date a week

You can only kiss on the cheek/forehead/hand until the 5th date

You can’t go anywhere to fancy

Like England can’t take you to some vintage diner only for France to fly you both to Hawaii for a week

Cause that’s just not fair

You also can’t take overnight trips

They can buy you any gifts though

So if France gets you roses and England buys you a car France can’t get all angry about it

They can only give you one gift per week though

Excluding flowers

But the flowers have to be roses

France will give you red roses and England give you pink roses

If you make a move before the 5th date they don’t have to push you away

Eventually they made it so they can’t tell lie about one another

The only time they can is if you bring the other person up

So if you are with England and you bring up France he is allowed to make a snarky comment about him-BUT NO LYING

They don’t take this lightly

💕I am not, but I like the idea of all of them fighting over one person.........💕

America

Would do everything he could to sabotage everyone else

Would show you how fun life could be with him

Would probably show up to your dates with the other countries

Would buy your cute little presents

England

Would of course be very gentlemanly up front but you best believe everyone else contending for your love is gonna get cursed

Would show you the finer things in life

Would go on cute little 18th century dates

France

Prepare to be romanticized till you explode

Would make you yummy snacks

Go on very lavish dates

You will be spoiled rotten

Doesn’t really fight for you because he knows you’ll choose him

(At Least he thinks you will)

Canada

Is honestly just going to wait till you get tired of everyone else’s advances

With show you how relaxing life will be with him

It’s like your own little paradise when you are with him

Everyday life

Sooo chill

Loves to cook

Favorite animals are birds and fish because he loves how peaceful fish are and how free birds are

Hates when people think he weak

Likes to garden

Collects paintings

Owns many museums across the country

Enjoys reading while drinking his coffee in the morning

Isn’t a pervert

He’s actually extremely lonely because everyone has this idea in their heads that he’s a pervert so people don’t want to get close to him

Hopeless romantic

Dreams about how well he would take care of his s/o if he had one

Actually doesn’t like to get drunk because it makes him feel like he looses control

After a long night of drinking though he can get really angry and punch holes in the wall

Will stop and help tourists who have questions

Loves to talk

The talking can be about anything from the weather or where you go when you die

Anything to make him feel less lonely

Dating

Doesn’t get much better than him

Never, ever pushes you to do anything

He will suggest though

But he can’t help it! You are his everything and he wants to be around you/ feel you all the time

He can be protective but never wants you to feel as though you are under his control

Spoils you rotten

Gives you cute pet names

If you ever need anything he is the first person to call

Gives amazing advice

Is just a great all-around person to talk to

Never a dull moment

Lots of cuddles and kissing

Loves to cook with you

Old romantic French movies are in great supply

Takes care of you

You will never find someone who loves you more than him

Well I obviously have to match you with France!

He would love to tell you stories about the actual time period, seeing as he has lived forever, he as lived through so many things!!!

He would take you to any play you wanted and would grandly buy you the soundtrack of the play was a musical.

He loves a good opera so he will more often than not take you there!

Since he is the definition of romance he would gladly fufill all of your romantic desires!

Am I the only one who whenever I hear Francophile I sing the Election of 1800 From Hamilton in my head?

“And they say I’m a Francophile, at👏🏻least 👏🏻they 👏🏻know 👏🏻I 👏🏻know 👏🏻where 👏🏻France 👏🏻is.”