i'm SORRY.... I know I'm whipping a dead horse here (one of our American phrases, of course) but LISTEN TO ME
there was NO reason for franziska to be discussing ANYTHING with adrian in a HOTEL ROOM. there is NO SHORTAGE OF PLACES FOR YOU TO GO!!!! NO SHORTAGE!!!!! YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE
you could've met with her anywhere. ANYWHERE!!!!!!! THE POLICE DEPARTMENT for example. ONE SUCH PLACE! TRULY SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR!!!! YOU KNOW YOU'RE GAY FOR THIS!!!!
WOULD YOU HAVE SAID THIS IF WE DIDN'T WALK IN??? (lock the door next time! for heaven's sake, we have a child with us!)
SO LIKE. HOW DID YOU DO THIS IN RECORD TIME??? Phoenix is getting nothing but dismissed by this cold woman and you have her all like "y-yes??? a-alright??" *hits the fucking Lana Skye*
no, YOU WENT IN THERE WITH A STRATEGY!!!! WE KNOW YOU DID BECAUSE THEY ALLUDE TO YOU USING HER VULNERABILITY.... WHAT WAS YOUR STRATEGY??? WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER???? WHAT DID YOU SAY??? DID YOU GUYS KISS???? DID YOU????
I WANT TO KNOW THIS TOO!!! oh to be a bear on the wall....
GOD, FRANZISKA!!! WITH TONGUE???????????????????????
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO SAY TO HER??????????????????????
LIKE LOOK AT WHAT PHOENIX HAS TO GO THROUGH TO TALK TO HER:
OKAY MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SHE HATES MEN /hj.... /srs???
.... /srs.
BUT LIKE
?????????????? OKAY SORRY THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT ADRIAN we all know she has some fuckshit going on. And I love her for that. I love whatever's wrong with you. I hope you heal but I'd love you if you got worse.
ANYWAY!!!!!!
LET US ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM:
FRANZISKA!!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT ARE ***WE*** DOING HERE??? WHAT ABOUT YOU?????? WHAT ARE ***YOU*** DOING?????
AND WHAT WERE ***YOU*** GOING TO DO IF WE DIDN'T WALK IN????????????
BECAUSE YOU KNOW SHE HAD ADRIAN ON THE MIND
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