Sisyphus has decided to become a limpet recently, and honestly? Baller move
Imagine having a limpet dæmon in real life. Everyone else at your work is walking around with awesome cats and birds and elephants and big lizards, and then you walk in 10 minutes late with a flat wet shell suctioned to your arm. And you have to be like "yup, that gray rock is in fact an animal and also my dæmon." Complete power move, infinite respect glitch, your boss instantly promotes you to CEO, confetti flying everywhere, president gets shot, dogs and cats becoming friends, the world is at peace forevermore















