Feb 24, 2025
so ive been collecting moments where i forget words and i'd like to grace everyone with them.
behold: my dumbassery
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so ive been collecting moments where i forget words and i'd like to grace everyone with them.
behold: my dumbassery
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pookie's face when he's getting the Best Cunt award (rightfully) returned to him
Donut Noodles
Hufflepuff: “You know what I’m craving?”
Ravenclaw: “what?”
Hufflepuff: “Donut noodles.”
Ravenclaw: *pauses video* “...donut noodles?”
Hufflepuff: “Yeah y’know...donut noodles...the ones with the sugar snow on top...”
Ravenclaw: “...Puff...I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about...what donut noodles?”
Hufflepuff: “...I forgot the actual name for it...”
Slytherin2: “She’s talking about funnel cakes”
Ravenclaw: “...” *looks at Hufflepuff with ‘I’m so done with you face’*
Hufflepuff: “oh right, they’re called funnels cakes...haha...”
Gryffindor: *just busting out laughing in the next room*
[forgot the word “skeleton”]
“Shit, uhhhh, Bone Human.”
"What's that thing, you know, a person that legally stabs people?" "Legally stabs? I don't... you mean a surgeon?" "That's the word!" "Jesus."
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Today I was trying to describe a bird and forgot the word “plumage” and the word “feathers” for a second so I was like “you know... its little... bird outfit?”
me: *stumbles up the stairs*
me: WHAT IS THE TOWEL PAPER CALLED??!!
mom: do you mean paper towels?
me:
.
god.
DAMMIT
Once, when I was younger, I forgot what the heel of my hand was called so I said "the foot of my hand".