#fludd

SUNSHINE & 3D LAND Mario Sunshine is my favorite video game! It's really flawed, and imperfect, but charismatic and lovely all the same, it's so special to me! Mario 3D Land is a really charming game, it's not really extravagant but its really simple and fun and I like it, it's got a nice style I think.

Feh... Super Mario Sunshine? Give me a break. That goody two-shoes Mario is here to, what, give me a shower? Clean up the environment? He wouldn't know "cool" or "hardcore" or even "hell yeah" if a mole shot it at him from a cannon.

This game's all about the adventures of Mario and his new best friend, FLUDD the glorified lawn sprinkler. What a joke. Who even likes water? Not me! I quit drinking water months ago, and now instead of peeing, I pop out these sick little crystals. It hurts like hell, but I bet I can sell them for a fortune one day.

So, yeah. NOT impressed with this one. If they want to make Mario cool, they'd give him a flamethrower. FIRE- and not when it's from a stupid little flower- is cool. That's why Charizard is cool. That's why Zeraora is cool. Yes I know Zeraora isn't Fire type but I like to think it is, so such a badass design doesn't go to waste.

Name: Fire Shooter

Debut: Super Mario Galaxy

Oh hell yes. Now THIS is what Mario should be about. Anything is better with dangerous weapons. Just look at the glowup SpongeBob and his sappy friends got in Plankton's Robotic Revenge! That's the only SpongeBob content I would ever comfortably engage with, since it has gun's.

Fire is better than water. If water and fire meet, the fire may be "extinguished", but the water turns into steam. Steam is the ghost of the water, because the fire killed it. The fire didn't die. It just put on a show and left. It has better things to do.

I must know more about Fire Shooter... who made it? E. Gadd? That's the chump who made FLUDD. Could it really have been him, or someone cooler, who stole his designs (stealing is cool)?