Flu/IBS/foodpoisoning symptom post GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING: VOMIT AND DIARRHEA/POOP
Listen up people. It's all happened to us at some point.
You sit down for a regular do and
IT'S COMING OUT BOTH ENDS LIKE SATAN CRAWLING OUT OF HELL AND THERES NO END IN SIGHT, THIS IS THE DAY YOU DIE, THIS IS THE APOCALYPSE, THIS IS PAYMENT FOR EVERY PUPPY YOU HAVENT PET, EVERY CHILD YOU DIDN'T SMILE AT, EVERY PERSON YOU CUT OFF IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC. THIS. IS.
So I'm gonna give you some tips to make the worst 20 minutes of your life slightly more bearable.
Things you may want to keep on hand in an easy to reach place in the bathroom will inclued:
Bucket of some sort (i sugest you use one with some sort of pouring spout)
Extra pair of underwear (very comfortable pair)
Tank top (not 100 percent necessary)
Anytime your body is getting bad stuff out of it, it uses the water you have stored inside to flush itself, so you may quickly become dehydrated, which will make you feel much worse, and make it harder for your body to continue flushing. You'll find it help to drink water while doing your business, even just the tiniest of sips, and it will help you feel slitghly less gross.
A bucket, separate from your trash can, for when you're multitasking. This will eliminate putting your face in trash, and also makes disposal fairly easy. You can simply pour the yuk into the toilet and flush. Rinse in tub with cleaner of your choice, I use white vinegar and water.
A change of slightly cooler clothes, ie. shorts; tank top. Your body may rise in temperature slightly when expelling, changing into cooler more comfortable clothes will overall ease your experience.
Stools or squaty potties will also aid in expelling yuk from your body. Plus will give you a place to prop a bucket when oral expulsion is necessary.
Babywipes. For wiping. Cause things can get very messing and sometimes a whole roll of toilet paper just isn't getting the job done. DO NOT FLUSH THE BABY WIPES. THROW THEM IN THE TRASH AND TAKE THE TRASH OUT.
Plunger, cause sometimes its just too much and we went for the whole roll of toilet paper before we reached for the baby wipes. Toilet scrub brush because sometimes that's just whats necessary, and incase you've got to puke again, the bowl is clean.
I think thats it. If you've got any extra tip, feel free to add them along, and if this totally grossed you out I'm really sorry. Life is just like that sometimes.