thinking about fwb!floch who always wakes up before you do so he can have some time to just admire your perfect features
fwb!floch that likes to make you breakfast under the gist that "your cooking tastes like shit. might as well show off a bit while I'm here. hey, who knows? maybe your dumbass would be able to pick up a thing or two?" when really he just wants you to look after yourself
fwb!floch that asks you how your day went in between kisses; "ha! since when did you give a shit about anything I do, huh, forster?" you always say- all he can muster up is a weak "whatever" before he goes back to leaving rough kisses on your lips
fwb!floch that HATES how close connie gets to you when you make him laugh. that seethes at the sight of jean fake fawning when you dress up for anything
fwb!floch that can only really get updates of you through armin, who's in the same politics class as him, or eren, who he follows around in hopes of you and him running into each other; even though you wouldn't really talk. all because you both (stupidly) agreed to pretend you don't know each other outside of your bedrooms
fwb!floch that hates being in love with you with every fibre of his being
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i was trying to draw some old man flojean (idk a good ending with their own creepy cabin au) i have a good vision on what old man jean should look like but for the love of god, i cant picture floch in any wayyy (idek maybe its because i see him as a tragic soul that will always die young) sooo, need some help or do u have any headcanons or good/examples on what old man floch would look like? what would he rock? does he bald? is dentures a need? fjsfsdjfs
I gave this a really good think, because you’re right: it’s tough! I briefly thought about whether Floch should get thin and hunched and spidery (like Anton Ego from *Ratatouille* or Count Orlok from *Nosferatu*) but I settled on something else.
I reckon Floch only stays thin if his diet mostly consists of nationalism and bigotry. If he’s happy with Jean, he’s gonna chub up. A contented Floch is gonna start his day with a selection of breakfast pastries from the local bakery, except on the weekends when he makes them a full cooked breakfast, and he’s also probably going to have a coffee and a slice of cake at a cafe most afternoons. (He’ll be fussily wiping the crumbs from his face while he nags Jean about having an aperitif at 2pm.)
I don’t mean he’s would be a huge guy, because I think he’d still be quite active, and he’d burn off most of it…just not all of it.
I looked at a bunch of 90s/2000s UK comedians with Floch vibes for inspo, because they’re all at or approaching old age. There’s some pretty common themes among them. The middle aged spread is one; shortish grey hair styled into a bit of a quiff is another. They tend to have short beards to hide their jowls, and they often wear glasses with square lenses and thick black frames. That feels like it would suit Floch, right?
Anyway, here are those men. Old versions on the right, younger versions on the left for comparison.
hi :p can i request aot boys (you can choose which ones) and sweet things they do in a relationship headcannons?
Hi!! Yes, yes I love this! i hope this is what you were looking for ♡
AOT boys + acts of love
featuring: Jean, Armin, Connie, Eren, Reiner, Levi, and Floch
→ Jean
Always taking pictures of you
Ok listen...on paper it sounds creepy but it’s literally the cutest thing ever
Has a photo album on his phone dedicated to pictures of you
If you guys travel together he will make you stand in front of pretty backgrounds/ historical landmarks to document the moment with a snapshot
“Y/n, look! The mountains behind you are so cool. Stand here and let me take a pic.”
Picture date night at a fancy restaurant...Jean will make you hold up your plate of food and forces you to say cheese with his phone in your face
You’ll be constantly rolling your eyes but you honestly love it
His instagram feed is literally just you
→ Armin
Remembering your food/drink orders just the way you like it
Very attentive and can keep up with any of the seasonal changes to your coffee/tea order
Conversations with Armin just flow so easily and he’s so eager to know your thoughts on everything. It will melt your heart.
Best listener!!!
Writes cute things on sticky notes and places them in spots he knows you check frequently
“Drink water and be kind to yourself. Love you- A” found in between the pages of your human anatomy textbook
→ Connie
Trying to get you to laugh in any way that he can
Always telling you he loves the sound of your laugh and that he adores your smile
Never fails to make you blush 24/7
The best person to have around when you’re feeling down, even when you’re not in the mood to be cheered up and you just wanna feel sad, he’ll hold you in complete silence until you feel better
Such a caring bf 100% that’s not afraid to tell you how much he loves you
→ Eren
Eren will drive you wherever you want to go, whenever you want to go, no questions asked
He’s your little personal chauffeur
It could be in the middle of the night, you’re craving some greasy fast food and he’ll answer your call on the first ring
Eren in plaid pajama pants @ 3am. That’s all. That’s it.
He uses long drives as a way to clear his mind and always, always extends an invitation for you to join him
Would even carry your purse if it was annoying you, he’s just so chivalrous
Feeds you from his own plate
Just be prepared for a spoonful of whatever he’s eating all up in your face
Don’t bother declining
Never lets you pay for anything when you’re with him either
→ Levi
Takes off your makeup for you when you’re too tired
Is very gentle when doing so
“Hey, brat. I know you’re not falling asleep with all that stuff on your face. Come over here.”
I can also see him doing your eyeliner for you in the morning because his hand is just so steady and precise
He pretends he does it because he hates how much time it takes you and how late it makes the both of you but he honestly just wants to help you as much as he can
→ Floch
Always brings home something for you whenever he goes out
If he takes a trip to the corner store, he’s bringing home your favorite snack! If he went to the mall, he’s buying you a plushie that he knew would make you smile! Be warned that sometimes the little gifts are a bit miscellaneous and obscure like he’ll come with a garden gnome or a can opener even though you already have one in your kitchen drawer.
NSFW, filthy smut, heavy degradation, sexual intercouse, lots of cum, oral, masturbation, body shots, facial, good aftercare, possession
IF YOU DONT LIKE FLOCH JUST IGNORE THIS, BUT IM SURE YOU WILL LIKE THIS IF YOU'RE AS TWISTED AS ME
this starts as innocent headcanons but it slowly turns into hard smut
also this will be long!
well, i had to repost this so here we go
some of this was originally posted on my tiktok (@sf.ck)
floch asks you every morning to help with his hair routine
he definitely owns a red iphone and has picture of you on his lock and home screen
he’s smart at logical subjects, so he will help you with math, chemistry…
he’s jealous and controlling, but caring
also the most loyal bf on the planet
would text you every hour and ask who you’re with
he hates your male friends
floch wants to be the ONLY man you give your attention to
TAGS you in every meme he finds so others can SEE it
floch has always warm hands, even in winter so he warms your cold hands with his big palms
if you catch him staring, he doesn’t look away
doesn’t let you wear clothes that expose too much of your skin in public
praise him, he needs his ego boosted
bad attitude towards everyone, only shows you his soft side
but also his sadictic side
the only time you saw him blush was when he asked you to rub your knees on his growing bulge one morning
he’s a 🍒 guy, size doesn’t matter to him
one look at your bare chest and he will see you as his goddess
he’ll beg you for a boobjob and it’s your only opportunity for you to be dominant with him
loves falling asleep on your soft breasts
gives you painful hickeys, really painful, they’re all colors of dark blue and purple
also asks you to mark his body
when he showers and sees the purple spots of your mouth on his naked body he starts thinking about you
he hopes you do the same
doesn’t mind fukin you when you’re on your period, he actually loves it sorry
floch uses handcuffs and 🔫 in bed
enjoys seeing you powerless
if you don’t obey him he grabs your wrists tightly to prevent you from moving
he’d grab your jaw and spit in your mouth afterwards
,,little too persistent are we? listen, not being obedient will only cause you pain. so learn your place, i know youre a total whore for me.“
his pleasure matters more to him than yours
floch starts meaningless fights because he enjoys arguing with you
kinda a turn on for him seeing you cry, but then he regrets it and feels bad
flochs favorite position is classy missionary
before he pulls into you he rubs your clit with his tip
,,you like this, dirty little slut?"
moisture you with his precum
the silhouette of his strong stroking member is visible through your stomach
that makes him feels as the most powerful man in the universe
enjoys when you scream from pain, it encourages him to go even rougher
when you’re obeying him all night, he lets you decide where he finishes himself
calls you his filthy whore whatever spot you choose
his favorite spot to palm himself off and release it all is ofc your chest and belly
also wants to paint your insides because one time, it could permanently seal the relationship of you two
he’s a moaning mess during his climax
it’s extremely messy, a huge load comes from him, even he is surprised of himself
very, very vocal as his chest quickly rises and drops because of breathing from pleasure
seeing you covered in his hot sticky liquid makes him needy for second round
,,youre such a slut for me, look at you, enjoying my dirty mess on your pretty skin”
buries this image of you deep into his mind as detailed as possible for his future needs
while observing your helpless body he grabs tissue afterwards and starts cleaning his mess you caused him
,,but you’ve made me do this, teasing me so much and being so tight. i know you wanted this you needy girl, so better be thankful"
floch touches your cheek and locks deep eye contact with you as his red bangs tickle your face
he doesnt want this to end yet so without asking he picks you to take a bath with him
your back laying on him feeling his member growing steadily
your head on his chest as he holds your waist and pushes you even closer
,,you were so obedient this time, as a reward you get to taste every inch of me"
water pours on your bodies as you take his again-hard member into your hands. he scratches the wall. your small femine hands are milion times better than his
you gave him slow strokes and then took his member into your warm mouth
your tongue gives his tip the most delicate touches on the most sensitive spot
he never lasts long in your sweet warm throat
,,this time, you swallow the dirt you will cause. understood?“
you do as he says and suddenly his liquid pours down your throat
he tastes like olive oil
floch pulls himself away, your saliva mixed with his cum still connecting you two
by your surprise he starts quickly palming himself
you flinch and close your eyes as you feel heavy thick white liquid covering your eyelids
he felt like the most powerful man in that particular moment. he marked his territory like some animal.
,,no one can do this to you. only me. i own you” he said while still giving his member more quick strokes
your eyes wanted to see him pleasure himself in front of your naked body so you briefly opened them. his load still on your eyelids. it was heavy to open you eyes.
you could see it a bit from your half-closed eyes, but you couldn't keep up with his fast hand. he surely is skilled.
,,i-i want more if it. please give it to me" you beg
the last warm drops of his juices landed your cheeks, other gave your neck a grand pearl necklace.
you felt the ultimate connection forming between you and floch. it was beyond intimate. some would say this is perverted or disgusting but NO. with person you love, everything you do is perfect. and you were so happy to be with him. it felt special, he doesn't treat anyone like you.
,,im the luckiest girl in the world for being with you" you grabbed his quick wrist and kissed the tip of his member.
he looked deeply into the eyes, your face still covered with his sticky cum
,,y/n, i love you. i always will. just look at your beautiful face, id never let another man do this"
you know he tells the truth. you trust him so much. he's always been so loyal, ignoring girls staring at him. his eyes were made only for you.
floch helped you wash yourself. his hands which helped him make mess on you are now cleaning your body. he's usually rough, but now you feel softness and kindness from his touches.
after he cleaned your face, floch cupped your cheeks with his hands and connected his lips to yours. his tongue then slid on your neck and he gave you tons of sweet kisses. they weren't lustful, but romantic.
,,you must be very tired after all that" you said, hand laying on his chest
floch hugged you as you fell asleep that night in his warm, safe hands after he kissed your forehead a sweet good night
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Funny/Cute/Weird headcanons for floch forster PART 1
• He likes mustard...for some reason
• when he trips and falls, he gets unnecessarily mad/embarrassed and cusses people out when they asks if he's alright
• Would probably been in debate club in HS
• He moans in class like those boys in 7th grade use to do
• He has pictures of his dog on his phone and looks at them whenever he's sad
• Has a whiny voice when sleepy
• Twerks in front of his mirror
• Has a tree marked with his partners initial on it
• Can't handle alcohol, will get drunk very VERY easily
• He was a tsundere in HS and still is
• He acts all tough in the outside but he’s actually pretty shy when trying to impress someone he likes
• He grabs into his partners arm while watching horror movies
• Tried to dyed his hair once but it turned out so bad he cried and never dyed it again
• he digs his finger into his buttcrack and shoves it in people's faces thinking he's the class clown
• Christmas is his favorite holiday
• A morning person
• When he or his partner is out for a business trip, he’d swipe through the photos he took of them cause he misses them
• Would help you with your math homework (he's pretty smart)
• CAN'T handle spicy food but pretends he can
• His favorite artist is Doja Cat
• Was a B student in HS
• He likes sugar cookies
• Strawberry milk is his favorite
• Wore glasses once to see what he would look like
• If someone is being mean to you he wouldn't hesitate to insult them
• He likes doing puzzles and crosswords
• His favorite season is fall because the leaves falling is like the color of his hair
• He likes sour candy's (specifically watermelon sourpatch)
• Him and his partner go on walks while holding hands
• falls down the stairs a lot, and yells at the stairs whenever this happens because he gets mad
• He likes carnivals, it makes him very happy like a little kid
• He's scared of bees
• Does karaoke and sings pretty well
• In picnics he would be the one spreading out the food and giving more food to people he likes and less to who he dislikes (that's so cute ngl)
• Doesn’t want a big wedding just got a court date and a celebration party and honeymoon after ( he doesn't seem like an extra person )
• Loves raspberries, blueberries, guava, dragonfruit, ok he just likes fruit in general but those are his favorites
• Would build a snowman when it snows and would tell their partner to come out of excitement and see the snowman he built
• Surprisingly good at drawing
• His favorite actors is Keanu Reeves, Maryl Streep, and Idris Elba
• Favorite ice cream flavor is Mint chip ice cream
• His favorite sport to play is tennis or volleyball
• Is into celebrity drama
• He says he hates people that believe in the zodiac but he researches a lot about it and he also knows the astral charts of everyone in his group
• Super funny, has the best jokes
• Favorite subject ; math and science
• In winter, he would wear big coats because he can't handle the cold
• He can break dance and looks super hot while doing it
• Really into marvel, he used to collect the comics when he was younger
• His hair HAS to be perfect, or he will get frustrated and cry
• His favorite animal; birds
• Loves to write poetry
• He's cute when he's angry
• His clothing style is so good
• Wears bucket hats
• He was a teachers assistant in HS
• He likes to read, mostly romance
• Has super cold hands
• Very competitive in chess
• Always wears forest green colors
• He likes for you to rub his hair bc it helps him sleep and it makes him more relaxed
• His favorite coke is cherry coke (honestly it's so good)
• He looks handsome while sleeping so his partner always takes a photo of him sleeping
• Is good at playing piano and violin but never really shows it to anyone
• He screenshots images on Google but doesn't crop them
• Slips in banana peels like in cartoon
• Compliments himself in the mirror
• He used to say, "Where my hug at?" In HS (no one gave him a hug, except for eren)
• He wears linear or does make up sometimes to see how he would look
• His laugh is very contagious
• Loves bread, mostly milk bread or crossiant
• When his partner is sick, would check up on them every 5 minutes and would cook you chicken soup and worries that you would never get better and it makes him really sad
• He closes people's chrome books and thinks it's funny
• He would write corny poems for his crush and would put it in their looker
• He likes napping in the afternoon with his partner
• Would definitely kill for you (a bit of a yandere in him)
• He'll join random discord servers and MOAN
• Sings in the showers
• Doesn’t like the cheesy Valentine’s Day stuff, spending time with his partner is the best thing
• he thinks showing his bare ass is peak comedy so everytime a camera is on he flashes
• When he just woke up and sees you making breakfast he would hug from behind you and say, "what are you making?" With his sleepy and raspy voice 😩
