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🌷*blows kiss* for @beatricebat 🌷
Ahahahaha why is this so perfect?!?! The tiniest bouquet in the world with the overly-sincere hand on heart is the greatest gift. Thank you!!!
~~SEMI FINAL TWO~~
Well, I owe Eren an apology, because I thought the first semi-final would be chaotic thanks to him.
It was not. This semi was instead.
SEMI FINAL ONE: UPDATE
The first semi final had the potential to get messy, because it was Eren up against everyone he reeeeeally didn’t want to lose to: Jean, Reiner, Connie, Marco, Bertholdt, Ymir, Porco, Captain Levi, and Commander Erwin. Semi-final two has everyone he could tolerate a loss against - Armin, Zeke and the rest of the girls. (You know all-or-nothing Eren lumps Hange in with the girls.) But tonight? When he hasn’t picked his sure fire qualifier? Anything could happen.
Eren picked 🇲🇩MOLDOVA🇲🇩 who performed first, which did nothing for Eren’s nerves. He was sure the whole show that people would forget about them by the end, especially after Akylas put in such a great performance for 🇬🇷GREECE🇬🇷 with Ferto. (That was Connie’s pick.
Moldova did qualify, and appropriately enough were announced fifth out of ten.
In fact, by spooky coincidence, Eren was not the only cadet from the 104th to have their pick announced in their place from the top ten. Reiner’s 🇫🇮FINLAND🇫🇮 were announced second, Jean’s 🇮🇱ISRAEL🇮🇱 were announced sixth, and Ymir (who could have qualified 10th) saw her pick of 🇵🇱POLAND🇵🇱 announced last.
Marco’s 🇵🇹PORTUGAL🇵🇹 didn’t qualify, and Bertholdt’s 🇮🇹ITALY🇮🇹 were automatically through. It was only Connie who was out of place, since Ferto was announced as the first qualifier. If you want to know if Connie celebrated this fact by rewriting the chorus to Ferto to chant “YO SOY MIKA-KASA” all evening…yeah. Of course he did.
Out of the losers from tonight, Marco and Porco both sulked off to their rooms. Marco felt like his loss was especially hard, since he thought Portugal would get announced seventh and continue the placement streak. Porco was raging about how a band could come third one year and not even qualify the next, until Falco gently explained each country sends a different artist each year.
Marco cheered himself up by putting on his “Portugal ESC” playlist and immediately falling asleep to the gentle sounds of boredom. Porco cheered himself up by learning about Tommy Cash, and laughing his ass off at his videography.
Commander Erwin took his loss in good grace. He got to see Boy George and Senhit put in one of the most entertainingly bad ESC performances in years on behalf of 🇸🇲SAN MARINO🇸🇲 and that was worth the price of entry for him.
What was the thought process behind choosing Isr*el for Jean? And I mean seriously? Why are we being tone deaf? And yes I read the explanation for why that’s “Jean’s favorite song” but it still doesn’t make sense
The explanation is what it is. Jean’s favourite song in 2024 was Slimane’s Mon Amour, last year was Claude’s C’est La Vie, and this year it’s Noam Bettan’s Michelle.
Also, Jean thinks it’s hilarious that Eren failed to pick the Israeli entry out of a crowd, and that he got to snatch it from under his nose.
Outside of my silly little imaginary universe, let me say this: I am heartbroken by the genocide in Gaza, and I am disgusted by the way KAN have subverted Eurovision to use it as a tool of soft power. However, I am not going to treat the word ‘Israel’ as a slur. I despise treating any mention of Israel or Palestine as this slippery slope, where any vaguely neutral or positive statement about any part of one country must mean I seek the entire destruction of the other.

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Attack on Eurovision Master List
The Rules
The Big Five
Mikasa: 🇦🇺 Australia: Delta Goodrem, Eclipse
Armin: 🇬🇧United Kingdom: LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER, Ein Zvei Drei
Eren: 🇲🇩 Moldova: Satoshi, Viva Moldova!
Jean: 🇮🇱 Israel: Noam Bettan, Michelle
Reiner: 🇫🇮 Finland: Linda Lampenius and Pete Parkonnen, Liekinheitin
The 104th Part One and Part Two
Bertholdt: 🇮🇹 Italy: Sal Da Vinci, Per sempre si
Marco: 🇵🇹Portugal: Bandidos do Cante, Rosa (DNQ -Semi Final One)
Annie: 🇩🇰Denmark: Søren Torpegaard Lund, Før Vi Går Hjem
Connie: 🇬🇷 Greece: Akylas, Ferto
Sasha: 🇧🇬 Bulgaria: Dara, Bangaranga
Ymir: 🇵🇱Poland: Alicja, Pray
Historia: 🇨🇭Switzerland: Veronica Fusaro, Alice
Floch: 🇷🇴 Romania: Alexandra Cǎpitǎnescu, Choke Me
The Officers of the Survey Corps
Erwin: 🇸🇲 San Marino: Senhit, Superstar (DNQ -Semi Final One)
Hange: 🇫🇷 France, Monroe, REGARDE!
Levi: 🇷🇸 Serbia: Kraj Mene, Lavina
Rest of the World:
Zeke: 🇦🇹 Austria: Cosmo, Tanzschein
Onyonkapon: 🇲🇹Malta: Aiden, Bella
Pieck: 🇺🇦Ukraine: Suspilne, Leléka
Porco: 🇪🇪Estonia: Vanilla Ninja, Too Epic to be True (DNQ -Semi Final One)
~~~Rest of the World~~~
~~~The Officers~~~
None of the officers from the Survey Corps came to the listening party, so Reiner sent Falco round to Erwin’s office with the paperwork to check if they wanted to take part or not.
~~~The 104th, part 2~~~
I split the 104th in two because I wasn’t sure if Tumblr could cope with all the video links or not, and it might be easier to read like this too.
~~~The 104th, part 1~~~
After the Big Five, the other cadets all get their chance to play too. This is always a bit more chaotic because not everyone comes to the listening party and not everyone bothers to listen to everything. Also, there’s no set order. Whoever really wants a song just has to put their hand up and hope they get first choice.

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~~~The Big Five~~~
There’s some rules about the order in which the Big Five pick their songs. It goes Mikasa - Armin - Eren - Jean - Reiner. Mikasa goes first because she’s a model player, and always strictly abides by the rules. Armin goes second because he usually predicts the winner, and he sulks if he doesn’t get a chance to show off and do that. Jean lets Eren think he’s won something by going before him, even though it rarely matters because Eren always picks the same country. Reiner goes last because no one advocates for Reiner, including Reiner.
The characters from Attack on Titan are into Eurovision.
That’s the premise here.
Every year, a committee of them host a Eurovision party for the gang, and also run a competition to see who can pick the winner.
The committee have dubbed themselves The Big Five (because that’s a Eurovision reference) and they are Eren, Armin, Mikasa, Jean and Reiner.
They are the ones who like Eurovision the most, and who care the most about making it a big deal, so everyone lets them get on with it.
The rules:
Once all the competing songs have been released, the Big Five host a listening party for everyone to choose their favourite.
There is a set order to who gets to pick: first, the Big Five; next, the 104th; third, the officers of the Survey Corps; and finally, anyone else who wishes to play.
Each person can only pick one song.
Each song can only be picked once.
This year, the committee have decreed that all players should come in to the listening party without having heard any of the songs already.
Additionally, the players will not be told which country any particular song belongs to. These last two rules are to address drama from earlier years that we don’t need to go into.
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This is a dumb idea that has been percolating in my head for two years and now I need to inflict it on you. Sorry not sorry.
Let's do 5, 9, and 16 for the selfship ask game!!
Oh look, I remembered tumblr existed. Also, stick around, I have Attack on Eurovision notes ready to post too!
5 - Is your selfship lore canon-compliant, canon-divergent, or a full fledged AU?
Real world AU baybeeeeeee! Unless we’re treating the School Castes post credit scene as canon, in which case canon-compliant since Floch ain’t in it and I can make up anything I like about him there.
9 - What's a piece of canon lore about your f/o do you happily ignore?
The Floch that rides around out here in my head in the modern real world is not a fascist. I have successfully bullied that out of him. He is still, sadly, a Tory. I can’t work miracles.
He’s not nineteen either. As far as I’m concerned, in self-ship-space, everyone’s in their mid twenties, me included.
Also, the fucking WIT hair. It’s just a messy cowlick he didn’t know how to style, not an extra crown up there. I’m a big fan of how MAPPA just randomly dropped a flashback frame of Floch’s old hair in to show them how it was done. (Not a big fan of how they ROBBED us of prison Floch though.)
16 - FREE Rein - Infodump about your f/o's lore, your selfship lore, or literally anything related!!
WIT fucked up Floch’s intro, and more people need to know that.
Floch was supposed to float in as the picture of innocent ignorance, not as an annoying asshole. He was meant to stumble in as an illustrative example when Jean was trying to explain to Marlo that there is a difference between the vets and the new recruits, even the ones of the same age. He was supposed to be a cute little no-nothing baby who came in and giggled and then realised the other 104th cadets had aged eight years in eight weeks, and then he went, “…fair point,” and fucked off until Shiganshina.
He only revealed the depths of his assholery when he brought Erwin back, and admitted it’s because he wanted Erwin to suffer.
hello hello 2, 8, 9 for the f/o asks please :3
You asked this so long ago and I have not been tumbling or social media’ing much for Reasons, but I have had these answers pinging round my notes for aaaaages, so…
2 - Was there a specific canon moment that made you fall for your f/o?
Floch started living in my head because I was awed by what a perfect portrait of a young fascist he was, and how rare that is in mass media. Isayama wrote Floch into a world that traumatised, disenfranchised, and disillusioned him, but also wrote him as someone who has his own deep moral flaws outside of that. It’s usually one or the other - your typical fictional fash is either a poor innocent baby who had neither choice nor chance, or an innately evil creature. It’s rarely the normal-seeming lad next door who works in a call centre and plays five-a-side football with his mates on Tuesday and then goes home and doom scrolls right wing memes on X.
Anyway, I was fascinated by all this about Floch, and then I watched the restaurant scene when I was ovulating and Matt Shipman said “Shhhh…” and I was a goner.
8 - What part of your f/o's story felt like it was missing something that your s/i was able to fill?
Because my selfship is out here in the real world, I don’t know how much of it applies to the original story. I’ve given him parents and a sister, and I think his mother (Fiona) definitely exists in my headcanon of AOT now too.
It’s probably more interesting if I tell you about him and my semi-self-insert-but-increasingly-OC Josie, though. I sent her in near the end to distract the Jaegerists by seducing Floch and then bombing his office so the Alliance could steal the flying boat. The end result was broadly the same, unfortunately, but this is how the second of Josie’s four children came to be.
I added this in because a) Josie is a tramp and b) I get the vibe that Floch was probably quickly forgotten back on Paradis. That made me sad, so I let him a little part of him live on in the Josie-verse.
9 - What's a piece of canon lore about your f/o do you happily ignore?
I’m not sure if this is something I ignore or just something I interpret differently, but I don’t think Floch or Eren ever actually liked each other.
I think Eren was mad at Floch because of what he said at the medal ceremony, particularly about Eren himself:
“[Armin]’s alive because [Eren] thinks his friends are more important than the rest of us…Eren, I bet even at your core, you’re always completely certain that you’re in the right. That’s why you wouldn’t give up. You’re like a little kid who won’t listen to reason.”
Every word of that is true, and Eren hated hearing it. I firmly believe that the anger he felt here is why he anointed Floch as the architect of Jaegerism, as the ultimate ‘fuck you.’ He didn’t want to give such a dirty job to one of his friends, so he gave it to someone he despised. Then, same as he did with Reiner, Eren just forgot to be mad at Floch after a while.
In turn, I don’t think Floch ever grew to like Eren as a person. He just grew to fear Eren’s strength and power, and to be grateful to have some of it reflect onto him. It’s there in the contrast between how Floch talks about Eren and how he talks to Eren. He’s so bombastic any time he talks about Eren or Jaegerism, but then Eren turns up and the conversation is just so dry. “Big crowd.” “Yup. More back home.” “Oh. Cool.” Then later, it’s something like, “Hey, Eren. We’re all finished up out here.” “Cool. Catch ya later.” “Yeah, see ya.” It’s so boring! And whatever else anyone might think of them, neither Floch nor Eren are boring people.
12 & 16 flobea!
Look ma, I finally answered a question from, like, February! Thank you for your patience. I have been offline and sad for a long time but I am trying.
12 - What's an important event in your f/o's canon to help others understand them better?
Was this an invitation to bang on about my relay team theory?!
So, I have this theory that Marco, Marlo and Floch are three members of a relay team about idealism in AOT.
I think each of them shows the audience what could have happened to a dead character if they had lived.
It’s super tragic that sweet, idealistic Marco died, but what would have happened if he’d lived? Well, he’d have probably still joined the Maps, and then had a rude awakening about how corrupt they were, just like Marlo did.
And then it’s so sad that Marlo had the moral courage to reject that corruption and fight for the greater good and then died anyway, but what if he had lived? Would he have been disillusioned with the ideas of glory? Would he have become as disgusted with Erwin as he had been with the MPs? Would he have doubled down on his determination to sweep away the old order and remake it in his image? Would he have become Floch?
They aren’t all the same character, not at all. Floch was never as brave or as sweet as either of his predecessors. But if Marlo hadn’t died, he could have easily filled the Floch role. He already hated the corrupt higher-ups before he joined the Scouts, and I reckon surviving Shiganshina would have done a lot to open his eyes and harden his heart to the necessity of doing some dark shit to get things done.
So: what does this teach us about Floch? It means it would have been sad if he’d died at Shiganshina instead, because back then he was just a hopelessly naive kid who thought dying bravely in battle would mean something cinematic, not getting half your head stoved in by a rock and then falling off your horse to be trampled to paste by other horses. It would have been sad if he’d died in Trost, because he’d have just been some cadet who’d been friends with the others. And as much as Marco and Marlo are beloved, maybe that’s because only the good die young.
16 - FREE REIGN - Infodump about your f/o's lore, your selfship lore, or literally anything related!!
He has a wild level of recall. Like, together we make an unstoppable trivia team, but if you asked me how I knew what day and time the Titanic sunk, I would look back at you blankly and shrug. Floch would then leap in to say, “It was when we went to the Titanic Museum in Belfast, remember? We got assigned to be random passengers and crew. You were that crew member who broke his leg and was the first one to die, haha! And I was Ruth Becker, and I survived. Anyway, the date and time is plastered all over that museum. You would have to be stupid to forget it.”
To which I’ll reply, “Yeah, I know all about Jonathan Shepherd, god rest his soul, but I did not learn that at the Titanic museum in Belfast, because I’ve never been to the Titanic museum in Belfast, you dipshit. You went with your ex!”
And then he’ll glide right past that to ask, “So…where and when and why did you learn all that useless trivia about Titanic?” …and I simply will not know.

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HEY YOU! 🫵🏻 does ur fav have tattoos?? do they WANT tattoos??? what do they have/want??? TELL ME!
Oh God
If Floch has tattoos, you know they aren’t good ones.