#floatiegraft phighting

the best spawnday gift is a basket of biobeans 🩷

closeup of every biobean under cut:

i was gonna respond when i. Saw it but that was like 9-10 pm and i could not stop giggling whimsically and shaking around like a chihuahua so i. couldn’t articulate thoughts but im JERE NOW AND I HAVE THINGS

mod cocoagraft your energy is actually infectious good golly

anyways BIRD PEOPLE……….. ive been learning how to draw wings so im gonna draw more than just their heads one day :]

-HDISJFUEIS QS YOU (i end up missing because my aim is atrocious and perishing dramatically)

-okok wait no sugar glider wings for Biograft is. ok this one made me THINK THINGS OK SO WHAT IF. Hear me out on this one. What if the Betagrafts have the big ass raptor wings but they don’t care about trying to get those wings right for the zetas so THEY have the sugar glider thingie.. because then the betas r scarier….

-OHHH…. OH NIGHT MARKET……… HHHEEHE katana is just like me i too dislike mornings smiles so big and wide. such a silly idea……. thank you for this

-katana just like “oh didn’t know you were nocturnal too” and hyper who was up that night just to lament was like “uhhhhh yeah totally” bam instant drinking buddies (side note……. i did research apparently alcohol is. really really bad for birds so i might try to figure out an alternative because we. still need them to be drinking buddies guh. or maybe they’re just cool or smth idk……)

-dgwudgwudwh they’re so silly they’re so silly they’re silly!!!!!! Imagine someone being up at night and they see just this GIANT ass owl casually flying around with a hummingbird chatting about their problems. hhhhh they’re so silly……

-Guh……. blackrock would………… no they would…… man

-holy moly no wait because i feel like wind would be like. The MOST with her influence on playground like. the others are just there kinda but WINDFORCE on the other hand that woman is a GOD to the Playgrounders like. holy moly they totally would do that… wind would totally get the symbol to be based on her….. hhhh i like winfroce she cool

-Rocket hits the ground and makes a squeaky toy noise……… then loses his arm n leg like a nerd haha (#3 rocket lover points at me…… no #1 rocket HATER…..)

-BANS HIM BANS HIM STAY IN BANLANDS!!!! he doesn’t get freedom I hate him I’m going to make him Ultra Suffer in this AU just to spite him……… /silly

-skateboard complains about medkit until subspace T mine of blackrock agrees with him then he makes generic disgusted face and complains to his roommate… like if you gonna complain stick to it if the stupid rotting nerd agrees with you sigh…. broken heart emoji

-katana just having a normal day and then shuriken is in his line of sight and he looks over and waves and shuri runs away scared (vine does not understand the fear this little critter holds)…. he’s so normal… goodness i wish i could make him suffer more without my shuriken main friend Getting me

-Rocket would totally make it like. the cleanest pile ever like “this guy trusts me enough to give me cool shinies and by golly I’m going to RESPECT that” and then sword’s over here with his abomination of a pile just smiling like “rocket give gifts :)” gosh they’re such idiots good golly….. zuka 100% would help rocket keep the pile neat like “ok yea he likes that pile better make sure it stays like that” thumbs up emoji 👍

-slinshot when. good manager :)

-distraught face just. :0 good golly…….

-OK WAIT WAIT. OK OK. YOURE ONTO SOMETBING HERE…. YOURE ONTO SOMETHING……….. i feel like playground would not have a lot of glass for this very reason…. like the skaters n stuff just keep BASHING THEIR HEADS into the glass at copious speeds so they just. stopped trying…. also the defense mechanism……. holy moly…….. you’re onto something here

-heusjeheuheu questions :))) questions i love questions smiles so b ig and wide ok

^ 1 - hhhh honestly I feel like for certain things there’d be wingless matches but for others like… no holds barred, like sure you can fly if you’re on like. king of the hill map but nuhuh too much danger for other maps. unless it’s a 6.66 then go WILD… this also coincidentally makes sub more of a target cause he can’t fly (cause he SUCKS) so he’s bound to the ground… haha… imagine not having working wings…. (also rockets got the same disadvantage broken heart emoji. but he’s got his. rockets so)

^ 2 -hhhh I forgot about that…….. uhhhh honestly i would say that like. the birds the deities are can only be deities n Demi-deities but unless that only counts for crows and not corvids in general maybe not cause… brokr….. maybe sometimes it’s only deity-related family trees that can have the bird (like wind with the uhh secretary bird) maybe smth else… have to figure that one out…. guh

(also hi mod zombiebomb hiii hello waves at you)

hhhhhhh I’m having a joyous time figuring this one out :)))) i like birds….. if you couldn’t tell……. I like them a lot……..

anyways bird anon…. away……… uhhhh idk how else to end this 👍 b irds are. cool and awesome

A LA CONTEXT!1!!1!1 (< in italian accent)

HI!!! WAVES AT YOU WAVES AT YOU!! HELLO BIRD ANON BIRB GUY YOURE MY FAVORITE SSMILES WIDELY!1!1 RESPONSE DOWN HERE