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Humans are imperfect, and gross, and any normal body function can give them complexes. Sometimes it feels so very lonely to like these characters ā they have the fictional character kind of perfection, where we only see them in the best light. In an effort to bridge that gap, hereās some headcanons about their flaws.
Not only do you have my permission, but I also encourage you to reblog this with your own headcanonsĀ ! Add some or create some for characters that I didnāt exploreĀ !
A big thank you to those who answered my post asking if you would be interested in these headcanons and encouraged me to write it : @hircines-hunter, @if-dreams-do-come-true, @doriancmajor, @fauna-stray, @wannabe-rotten-sunflower !
WARNINGĀ : I didnāt hold back or romanticize this. Some of these are straight up gross. But I think we all do gross things.
Characters: Leon, Chris, Albert, Ethan, Carlos, Luis, Krauser, Heisenberg.
Leon S. Kennedy
Stinky feet. Has to spray his shoes twice a day.
Doesnāt change the sheets nearly as often as he should. He hates doing it and he doesnāt care, and he rationalizes that he doesnāt sleep there often enough to warrant the effort.
Used to have terrible acne as a teenager and still has acne scars on his face and back. Used to wear foundation to hide them when he was youngerĀ ; the stubble in Requiem is his new way to do so.
Picks at his nails (sometimes with his combat knife).
Honestly terrible at small talk. He relies a lot on witty one-liners because he has no idea how to be casually genuine. He feels insanely awkward every time. Weather talk at the bus stop is his worst nightmare.
Looks for his phone when itās in his hand. This happens a lot, with mutliple objects.
Completely clueless about any internet culture. Doesnāt actually care. Your unimpressed grandpa. He does feel lonely when surrounded by people talking in memes.
Greasy hair. Needs to wash it almost every day, with special shampoo.
Chris Redfield
Sweats like a sinner in church. Like full on drenched. He has a big wardrobe, only because he needs to change shirts all the time.
Pees in the shower. He thinks itās just more efficient and the soapās going to wash it all away anyway.
If he lives alone, he also pees in the sink in the middle of the night when heās smoking at his window and too tired to go to the toilet. Will sigh contentedly while doing so.
A little insecure about cigarette breath, so he always has tic-tacs with him. Doesnāt realize that it just makes a very strong mixed smell of menthol and nicotine.
Bad case of RBF. Scares children and old ladies. Will not admit it, but he is a bit sad about that.
Bad short-term memory outside of life and death situations. Needs to write everything down. His notes app is full and his google calendar is stuffed.
Falls asleep in front of the tv, full dad mode. Weāre talking neck fully bent over the back of the couch, mouth open, loud snoring and maybe even drool.
Thinks only PS1/PS2 era games are good, everything else is trash.
Suggested by @wannabe-rotten-sunflower and I agreeĀ : his colon canāt handle spicy food very well, even if he likes spicy. Will regularly drop bombs in your toilet.
Albert Wesker
Thinks he has a small dick and is angry-insecure about it. If you talk about it you get punished.
The glasses arenāt for show. He has bad eyesight ā astygmatism. He wonāt admit it.
Huge fan of garlic, to the point that sometimes his sweat smells garlic-y.
Stress-induced psoriasis. He has to slather himself in lotion every time he takes a shower or washes his hands.
Anger issues even before Umbrella ā he got kicked out by roomates for putting his fist through the walls one too many times in college.
Only listens to instrumentals, no singing whatsoever. Feels very excluded from every discussion about music because of that.
Talks during movies/tv shows/theater/whatever.
Genuinely terrible at video games.
Bad circulationĀ : cold hands, cold feet, varicosed veins. Has to wear socks in bed during winter, otherwise his feet will stay ice cold through the night.
Carlos Oliveira
Stretch marks. He hit a sudden growth spurth in his teenage years. Doesnāt like to show them much. Would rather you didnāt look at them for too long.
Family trait has his hair going white fairly young. Heās very insecure about that and colors his hair. He doesnāt feel like he has lived enough to be « oldĀ Ā» yet.
Rinses the dishes with water and deems them good enough to eat with again, unless the water isnāt enough to remove all the food.
A bit of a fratboy diet. He has a physical enough job that heās always famished and also too tired to cook.
The kind of man who lets the dog lick his mouth and kisses you right after.
Lactose intolerant + canāt give up pizza = this man will destroy your bathroom once a week.
Needs to do 2 things at once to be focused, otherwise his mind will wander.
Canāt read an analog clock to save his life.
Chronic oversharer. Youāve known him for half a day and heās already telling you about his childhood trauma.
Luis Serra
Abandonment issues that he deals with by being suave. If he attracts people like flies but also doesnāt open himself to an actual, deep, emotional relationship, heāll be safe. Heās actually completely terrified of being in love and honest and vulnerable with someone.
Literal ugly duckling. He used to be the kid bullied for his appearance, but then puberty turned him into a swan. When he looks in the mirror, he alternates between feeling like an incubus and seeing all of his flaws from childhood that didnāt completely disappear.
Still has acne spurts from time to time, and he canāt help but pop all of his pimples.
Donāt ask him for his last bill. Itās in the growing pile of papers that he swears is organized.
Mental health dependant on cigarettes.
Acid reflux ā he has dead rat breath in the morning.
Throws away the manual because « he doesnāt need itĀ Ā». Fumes about how they donāt give manuals anymore when he ends up needing it.
Has too much meme knowledge. Will go 6-7.
Ethan Winters
Patchy beard, which is why he doesnāt grow it. Of course, he had an awkward beard phase where he tried to force it to happen at one point that he would rather not talk about.
Receeding hairline. Complexed as fuck about it. Sees it so much more than anyone around him does. Doesnāt realize that if he didnāt bring it up, people genuinely wouldnāt know.
Gets sunburnt in minutes. Has to carry sunscreen everywhere. He feels very silly when he has to be slathered in white just to enjoy a beach day, but he forgets about it soon enough.
Gassy but ashamed about it.
Has been known to sniff already worn pieces of clothing to assess their wearability.
Has a stuffed animal from his childhood in his bedroom. He doesnāt sleep with it but itās there and it needs to be there. You can take it from his cold, dead hands (except for Rose, who gets borrowing privileges).
Has trouble falling asleep. Will stay up reading or doing something soothing until 3 am frequently. Is very worried that he might disrupt his partnerās sleep.
Cringe in an « uncle trying to relate to the teenagers at the family function » way. Half-awkward half-cute.
Dyslexic.
Panic attacks since the gamesā events.
Jack Krauser
Hairy as a bear. He hates it and he spends hours in the shower shaving everything, but he canāt reach his back.
Burps loud. Stays impassible. Simply doesnāt give a shit.
His own stink is comforting to him. Will take good whiffs of his own sweat. Will also sniff you when you finish your workout. Unashamed about it.
Has sleep apneaĀ : snores like a lumberjack until he stops breathing, then jolts awake so violently he smacks/kicks you.
Messy af but can always find what heās looking for. If you clean up he canāt find anything anymore and gets frustrated.
Only watches historical stuff and thinks all fiction is for children.
Bad with technology in general. Doesnāt have a smartphone but if he did, heād be the kind of man to type with his index finger.
Will forget to eat when focused on something. Thinks eating/sleeping is a waste of time.
Drinks until he throws up. Then does it again. He somehow looks sober even when heās blackout drunk.
Karl Heisenberg
Has the biggest eyebags youāve ever seen. Dark and deep and sinking. The glasses help hide them, even if he says itās only to protect his eyes from flying sparks when he works.
Doesnāt wash his hands after peeing, unless he really got some on them.
Smokerās teeth.
Picks his nose sometimes. Also the kind of person to finger-catapult his boogers.
Leaves his trash laying around in the factory, and would do it at home too. Donāt count on him to pick up his underwear off the floor, darling.
Will take a piss through one of the factory windows and laugh while doing it.
Rough, broken hands. Between the tinkering and the cigars, he started wearing gloves too late.
Terrible reading comprehension (heās too impatient). Pisses on the poor frequently.
Thinks he can assemble ikea furniture without the instructions. He canāt.
Awful sense of style. Do not introduce him to hawaian shirts.
Touch starved but also scared of gentle touch. He feels sick when heās being cared for.
will is kind! will is smart! will is good at healing! will is also rude at times, blunt, comes off as harsh, has trauma that everyone ignores, and thinks the underworld is super gloomy and expresses that until he realizes its hurting nico's feelings!! will is not a perfect ball of sunshine!! and I love him for that!!
"You are very beautiful." Ilya said.
Shane smiled without opening his eyes. "Come on."
"Is the truth. Your freckles." Ilya grazed a fingertip over his own cheek. "I am nuts about them."
"I have no idea why. I hate them."
"Noooo..." Ilya moaned. "Hollander. They are stunning."
"Stunning?"
"Yes. Am I not using the word right? Very beautiful. Um... take my breath?"
"Wow. All right." The skin under Shane's freckles turned very, very pink.
"The first time I met you. Those freckles..."
"The first time?" You mean the World Juniors? In Saskatchewan?"
"Yes."
Shane huffs out a surprised laugh. " You were such a dick to me."
"Mm. I did not like you. Just your freckles."
(Heated Rivalry Chapter 20)
'Cause I want you
And all your flaws
If you're looking for perfection
Take a look at your reflection
'Cause I got mine
But I want yours
When you feel like you ain't beautiful
Just remember I'm in love with all your flaws
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"And in the end, I believe that we don't need to do anything to be loved. We spend our lives trying to seem prettier, smarter. But I realized two things. Those who love us see us with their hearts and attribute qualities to us beyond those we really have. And those who don't want to love us will never be satisfied with all our efforts. Yes, I really believe that it is important to leave our imperfections alone. They are precious to understand those who see us with the heart."
The person who is meant for you won't meet you at your best. They'll come into your life during your mess. They will show you the best version of you and grow with you.