In between being vomited on, punched in the sternum by a pedes patient, and getting his foot run over by a morgue cart in transit to the elevator, Carter wasn’t having the best of mornings. Perhaps this was why when he entered the breakroom for a bit of a reprieve, he could barely even muster the energy to ask why not one, but several of the present nurses were tittering around the table.
Finally, he glanced their way to acknowledge them, his brow creasing once they kept peering between him and their phones before bursting into renewed laughter.
“Okay, I’ll bite: what’s so funny?” he asked. “Is there another video with a baby going around? You guys seem to love those.”
Chuny’s grin was cheshire as she replied, “I suppose something about this could be baby-sized, yeah.”
Haleh and Lydia howled with laughter, and perplexed, Carter glanced down just when he got a ping on his phone. To his mortification, he realized that someone — Roxanne, from the looks of it — had hijacked his phone, and then sent…well…very personal photos to every single person on his contact list.
Opening Roxanne’s farewell message, he blanched once he read:
[SMS: Roxanne] The last time we spoke, you were a total dick, so I decided to show everyone yours.
[SMS: Roxanne] At least now everyone can see your shortcomings.
Lurching upright, Carter quickly scrolled through his text messages in a panic, realizing that yes, every single DM — including one to his mother, dear God — had been forwarded several incriminating photos below the belt.
Cheeks pink, he clicked on the topmost text to start doing damage control.
[SMS: Daisy] Not for you. Sorry.
[SMS: Daisy] I mean, I’m not sorry that they’re not for you…
[SMS: Daisy] Just sorry that you had to see them.
If memory served him correctly, he and Daisy hadn’t even spoken in ten years — they just remained contacts for the sake of Carter functions — so this was going to be one hell of a re-introduction…