#fischnett

Barbara:*praying*

Doors fly open

Fischl:I seek a private audience with the wind’s strongest devotee. I

Rosaria:…Barbara!

Barbara:I heard her. *opens eyes* Hello Ms. Fischl. What can I-

Her hand is immediately taken by the adventurer and guided towards an empty recovery room. Barbara always thought Fischl was a sweet girl, but having a full conversation was always a little complicated. Looks like she’d have to do her best.

Barbara:Is this about a commission or-

Fischl:*drops to her knees*

Barbara:Fischl!?

Fischl:*lip quivers* I miss him. My Bennett.

Barbara:I’m sorry? What?

Fischl:My Bennett! *flops over* Aaaggh I miss him! Why wasn’t I invited!? It’s been weeks!

Barbara:Well…*sits* We can both pray for a safe journey home for him? Although I’m confident in his safety. Venti is with him.

Fischl:I know. That’s why I came to find you; to bond over the pining of a loved one a journey away.

Barbara:P-Pining!? What makes you think Venti and I-

Fischl:*flips up eyepatch*……

Barbara:

Barbara:Siiiiiiiigggghhhh *flops over*

Fischl:Bennyyyyyyyy

Barbara:Ventiiiiiiiiii

[Meanwhile, in a dance circle]

Xilonen:Ayyyye! That’s how ya do it!

Kachina:Put your shoulders into it!

Benny & Venti: *two stepping with tequilas*

Aether:*high ponytail* You’re going to make it really hard for them to leave.

Mavukia:Says the man in charge of the playlist.

Aether:I’m in charge of vibes, not responsibility. *scratches turntables* YALL LET ME KNOW IF YA HEARD THIS ONE!

🎶 SUAVEMENTE, bésame~🎶

Everyone:*hands up* WOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!

They didn’t even went for the instrumental to hit before packing in the dance floor. Mavukia took her party DJ by the hand and spun him around a couple times before sending him twirling right into Varessa’s arms where they both immediately started dancing together. Mavukia flicked on her shades and started dancing as she happily controlled the lights and set off flares.

Varessa:I LOVE THIS SONG!

Mavukia:GRAB WHOEVER’S NEXT TO YA AND SWING THOSE HIPS! THE SUN MAY GO DOWN BUT NOBODY IS GOING HOME!

Mualani swooped up Kachina in a heartbeat.

Mualani:HOLD ON TIGHT! WE’RE GOING FOR A SPIN!

Ifa felt his hat get pushed down and his hand whisked away. On look down at the boots was all he needed to know that Chasca got him. Xilonen wasn’t far behind, grabbing Ororon as she skated by before he could think about sitting this out,

Ororon:I can’t dance!

Xilonen:Good thing I can fix that.

Chasca:Oh about it, esteemed vet? Ready for a real wild animal?

Ifa:Ha! I’m used to a few bites and scratches.

Leave it to Kinich to swing in unexpectedly on stage. A watchful eye he had. He took his Archon’s hand without a second thought and gladly danced with her, making Mavukia laugh.

Mavuika:Leave it to you to make an entrance!

Kinich:I’ve learned from the best.

Citlali:*wasted* Keep em coming!!

Iansan: ANOTHER ROUND ON THE HOUSE!

Venti:This is going to be quite the story back home.

Bennett:I know right!? Speaking of which, did you ever send those letters?

Venti:Of course I- hmmmm

xxxxxxx

Fischl:*sobbing* But what if they’re getting eaten by a volcano monster!?

Barbara:*bawling* I’m sure they could handle it!

Fischl:BUT THAT MEANS THEY FELL INTO A VOLCANO!

Barbara:OH NOOO YOUR’RE RIGHT!!! *holding her*

Rosaria:*outside the door*…..

Kaeya:…So do you wanna check on them?

Rosaria:I’m not built for all that. They’ll call down eventually.

Amy & Barb:WAAAAAAAAHHH!

when you have no shame complimenting 🔥

Bennett and Razor: i do not know how to describe this ship. All i can say is YES.

Bennett and Fischl: two outcasts being weirdos together!!! he also always goes along with her princess shtick when everyone else doesn't =)

Today’s rarepair is Bennett x Fischl x Razor, or Bennfischzor!