#finnyon

So long as my ships love me! Or could it be...Tsundere?!

Real or not it’s gross

Fetish? You insult me.

This is an OBSESSION!

A hyperfixation, a guilty pleasure, a delectable vice! My saving virtue being that reading risque fanfiction harms no one. Not myself or others. Of the many negative options for entertainment people are presented with nowadays, reading racey stories about lovers who shouldn't, but want to be together is a very tame pastime. At least compared to what you're doing here.

Substance abuse, violence, unflattering carvings on the wrists, minding other people's business, starting conflict over your own bunched panties with random internet strangers for their thought-crimes; yes there are a great many ways to harm oneself and others. But... who does shipping harm again? OH NO ONE? Well cinnamon honey-butter my biscuits! Sounds to me like you's 'a cryin' over too much oxygen in your personal space! Seems to me like proshipping is doing far more help than harm than some of the alternatives to satisfying the human condition.

Daydreaming about different combinations of hands being held, foreheads being kissed, and angsty emotions overflowing is a much healthier way to spend my time than, say, bombarding some random person's inbox with uninspired insults and ego-fallating cuntery. See, now that's imagination!

Most proshippers on this site are here to spend time having fun, engaging with one another, sharing insanely impressive ways we've figured out how to make complex relationships work.

And you're... here to fudge-brownie your white lingerie trying to single-handedly police an enormous group of people having a good time? And while hiding behind anonymous messages? Sweet-cream double scoop rolled in graham crackers, an insufferably self-righteous anti and self-concious coward? Isn't that too many final forms anon?

Have you tried voiding your vowels in a more productive manner? Like I do with these articulated writing exercises?

From our perspective, we may be a bunch of weirdos, but you're definitely a loser, loser. But despite yourself, I enjoy your company, so keep it up and maybe someday I'll appreciate the "help" you insist on forcing upon me.

My head, knowing this is not ok :

Hmm, flattery isn't your strong suit is it?

So long as you observe the fine print:

My likes are MINE. Don't like something?

Kick Rocks & Eat Glass!

Anti? Don't like a ship, au, or my interest in a character? Oh wow, that must really suck for you!

They're not real. Nobody cares. Your opinion is toilet paper! But all that's secondary.

First and foremost!

Who told you I'd give a good goddamn what you think or how you feel???

They lied.

Even Antis are welcome!

But fair warning! I'm not some cupcake, I will and have hurt people's feelings. I've argued them up and down to the point of them blocking me.

And it's always after they've brought the fight and exhausted themselves trying to tell me what I should or shouldn't like or how I should or shouldn't think.

Unfortunately, I'm not here to care about what others think is right and wrong.

I'm here to enjoy my favorite shows, fandoms, and characters, and anyone who doesn't like it can swallow glass, no water.

There's so little to gain from looking for a fight.

And so far, each person who's tried has blocked me, in search of someone easier to bully. And yet I've never done the same! Funny that.

Life's stressful enough, isn't that why you're here?

Antis need to learn that not everyone who isn't your friend is your enemy.

So love what you like!

Enjoy what makes you happy! Just don't hurt people! Same rules they teach to kindergarteners, how simple is that?!

Howdy! Welcome! I'm glad you're here!

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Jaune: Nora's Arc

Finn: Finnyon