#knightshade

Jaune: *chilling out at his house*

Blake: *Walks in*

Jaune: ...Can I help you?

Blake: I live here now.

Jaune: What makes you think I'm just going to let you, some random cat girl, live in my house?

Blake: Because i want to.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Dude i'm about to crack Yang! This shits gonna be siick!!!

Jaune was being dragged into the room by crocodile!yang, who then closed the door. Immediately afterward, screams and moans could be heard coming from the room, and after a few hours, Jaune emerged from the room covered in bite marks and with his clothes torn. Jaune: D-Dude t-that shit w-was siick!~ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jaune was reading comic books when Weiss approached him and nudged his arm to get his attention. He would look at Weiss and see the same blush as she held a small piece of paper.

Fox!Weiss: Jaune Arc, I came here to make you a business offer that you can't refuse! Jaune: Hmm what is it?

Fox!Weiss: If you promise to cuddle with me and the girl e-every night, I'll give you an u-unlimited t-tailjob coupon!!

Jaune listened to Weiss's proposal and would have accepted, but then he looked at her confused.

Jaune: Its a nice deal but...What is a tailjob?

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It would be 3 AM and Jaune would be sleeping peacefully until he felt something heavy on his chest. He would wake up and only see Blake staring at him and notice her holding a chocolate bar in her mouth.

Jaune: ...You were writing fanfiction until now and then you went to the vending machine and got a chocolate bar so I wouldn't yell at you for staying up so late...

Blake:...Yeah...

Jaune sighed and hugged Blake, then went back to sleep. Blake tried to pull away from the embrace but couldn't resist the comfort and ended up falling asleep with him in his arms.

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Ruby would be sitting on the bed cleaning Crescent Rose and imagining various cool scenarios of her destroying Grimms. She would have a silly smile on her face.

Wolf!Ruby: Hehehe I'm the toughest one on the team, hehe.

Jaune, who arrived in the room with a basket of clothes, overheard what Ruby had said and chuckled softly as he began putting the clothes in the closets. However, he approached Ruby and whispered in her ear, "Good girl~" The moment Ruby heard that, she blushed intensely and hid her face with her tail.

Weiss: I don't get it. Jaune is built like a wet noodle. What is the part about him that is "thick" in any way?

Ruby:

Well...

*looks down and starts blushing*

Yang: Uhmm...

*remembering that she did it with him once almost died and start to blush*

Blake: Ehhh...

*never did it with him but heard of the legend. But she's curious about it and may want to partake if Yang is offering to join*

Weiss: ... 💡

Oh my gods...

Meanwhile

Jaune:

in vacuo jaune keeps walking in on yang and blake making out, he usually walks away, but when these two are doing it in his room

he would do usual but he got pulled back in.

Jaune: *walks into the BMBLB Room* "Blake, Yang! Ruby wants you two to--WHOA!!"

*Blake & Yang were making out, half-dressed, until they were interrupted by the swordsman; the two looking at him with smiles*

Jaune: *blushes, walks back* "I-I can come back--!" *is stopped by one of Blake's shadows*

Blake: "Where do you think you're going~?"

Yang: *giggles* "We need a third person to have fun with~."

Jaune: I am fine.

Blake: No you are not.

Jaune: But i said i am.

Blake: Your eyes say otherwise.

Jaune: I. Am. Fine.

*Blake hugs Jaune. Jaune dont even try to move at first. Then he trembles and hugs her back. Blake sighs, caressing his head*

Blake: See? I told you.

Jaune: Fine, im not fine. Satisfied?

Blake: Not really. You dont need to hide when you are feeling sad or in pain from me, ok? I will not see you as weak.

Jaune: ... You wont?

Blake: I promise.

Jaune: Then... Let me just... Stay here for a while more...

Blake: Any time you need.

*Jaune just stayed in Blake arms, quietly letting the tears run on his face as she caressed his face. Jaune had a very bad day. He saw too much suffering, he and his friends got Hurt. But he was standing firm and strong, as he needed to be.*

*But in Blake arms, he didnt needed to be strong. He could show that he was also hurting. That he also had the right to show that he was not fine.*

*But with her...*

*He was fine.*

y//s: oh man, i just miss them so much

Jaune: it's like you told me, plenty of fish in the sea

y//s: Yeah, you're right

y//s: *looks fondly at Jaune*

Blake: (Beauty channel) I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

Jaune: Oh, sorry... I'm just... so excited! Like, you're a freaking legend compared to me!

Jaune: Oh! Is this your camera?! Oh, this is like a dream come true for me~!

Blake: Do you wanna have sex?

Jaune: ...Huh? D-Do I... Um...

Jaune: Look, I'm flattered, and I do really like you, and I really want to, but you don't really think I-

Blake: (Takes his hand) Jaune... You're a man who watches and reviews shitty blockbuster films from the current era on the internet.

Blake: I'm the one who's honored to be with the sexiest man online~.

Jaune: (Tears up, Sniffles) Y- You really think so...?

Hot springs Knightshade