#filmbros

Oh, honey. They never did, because you're a regressive chud whose ideas all come from conservative media propaganda. You are just too media illiterate to realize most of those cool 80s movies were making fun of people like you.

Everyone in Hollywood moved there specifically to flee the state you live in, because it is a repressive wasteland of awful people who only feel important when they're mining misery from everything. They were never making movies for you. They fucking hate you.