S1 au: Viktor getting nervous about liking Klaus because Klaus "is gay" (Viktor assumed cuz he never heard about girlfriends tho honestly he didn't hear about klaus much at all) and this is before Viktor even thinks about maybe not being a girl and when Viktor finally opens up to Five about it, curled up together as they are, Five is like "Klaus is pan. (Muttering to himself) He's been harrassing my wife all week."
"He's been flirting with Delores? I'm pretty sure that he's trying to bond or something. He's flirting with you."
"God, our family is weird."













