#fic dev

NPC: “Some strange things happen around here, you know.”

Kenny: “Like what?”

NPC: ”Cults, fish people… that sort of superstitious stuff. Why, what’s it like out in Colorado? Got any cryptids out there?”

Kenny: “We have crab people.”

NPC: “...Oh?”

(Ty): << In strange aeons even death may die? >>

(Kenny): “How-?”

(Ty): << The Cthulhu Wiki tells all, dude. >>

Stan: "The whole school knows."

Kyle: "The whole school?"

Token: "Douchebag's friends with everyone at school on Facebook, dude. The girls tagged him in their post, so everyone saw it. Even the teachers know!"

Tweek: "Holy shit, I'm glad I'm not you right now, Douchebag."

Kyle: "Shit, dude..."

Cartman: "There's no gettin' around it, Kheyl. Everyone knows, an' everyone's talking."

Butters: "Yeah-uh, even my dad mentioned it yesterday b-before I got grounded for 'snoopin'' on people's profiles."

[Cartman puts a hand on Butter's shoulder, with a thoughtful expression on his face]

Rate ur friend on a scale of “kind of a dick” to “we almost died like seventeen times in the past two months”.

Ty was tapped on the shoulder from a seat behind him to his left, and turned to see who it was. The face wasn’t quite who he was expecting, and the kid obviously felt the same.

“Hey. I wasn’t expectin’ to see you again. Especially around here. How’s it going, kid?”

<< As good as it can be I guess >> << you? >>

Zane waved his hand in a ‘so-so’ gesture, “Eh. Things’ve been pretty boring lately to be honest. Until you guys showed up, anyway. Part of that weird exchange thing?”

<< Yep >>

He smirked and leaned back in his seat, “Yeah, I don’t see why they even gotta do this, man. Parents are the worst.”

<< Parents? >>

“Yeah, didn't you hear? They were worried for our precious education, and complained about it. Now we have a stupid exchange thing for like two weeks, just swappin’ random kids into classes like it’s nuthin’. Crazy shit.” He flashed a toothy grin - Ty noticed he was missing a tooth on the bottom since last time, “I was pissed I didn’t get picked… but at least we have one cool kid here instead. Take you over Thomas any day of the week.”

An unfamiliar voice rang out from the far side of the classroom after a cackle, “God, Zane. Reunited with your boyfriend much?”

Zane tensed instantly, but his voice was calm, “Oh, go blow your dead dog, Connor. No one cares.”

The kid’s face immediately twisted up at the comment, but he didn’t get up from his seat, as a couple other boys snickered around them. Zane turned back to Ty and gave a nonchalant shrug, “He’s a dick, don’t even give ‘im the time of day.” He then caught a glimpse of Kyle a few seats to Ty’s right, and raised his brows, “He’s a little familiar… wasn’t that the kid all your buddies ripped on for being Jewish?”

Hearing the word ‘Jewish’, Kyle immediately turned to look at Ty and Zane, who were sort of gawking in his direction at the mention, “...what?”

<< That’s why we have contingency plans >>

(Kenny): “...what? ‘Contingency’? Do you even know what that means?”

<< Nope. It just kind of sounded right to throw in >>

“You talk about him like that, but I thought you guys were friends since like… ever?”

Stan: "The whole school knows."

Kyle: "The whole school?"