#spideycat

Peter: What? What are you even talking about

Wade: *Gestures around the table to all of Peter's best friends* Harry's your ex, MJ's your ex, Gwen's your ex, Johnny's your ex—

Peter: That's...not on purpose. It just happens to work out that way sometimes

Wade: Baby boy I haven't met a single friend of yours I'm sure you haven't hooked up with. I was even catching vibes on that hot villain chick

Peter: Black Cat is—nevermind. Listen, I'm a busy man. I don't have time to date people and maintain friendships

MJ: You did not just sum our relationship to killing two birds with one stone.

Peter: Uh...

Wade: So if all your best friends turn into your exes does that mean we should just get married so we don't jinx it with this whole platonic business

Peter: Wade, no. We're just friends

Johnny: He said that exact same thing to me once when I had his dick in my mouth so I wouldn't put much faith in it

Peter Parker, probably like in his late 20s early 30s, there is a high school reunion, and it's his first time actually, truly hanging out with any of his high school friends (Harry, MJ, Ned, flash, Liz, Betty, ect,) in years, none of them know he's Spider-Man, and he kind of just. Drifted away from them to keep them safe ig. Anyways, they're all hanging out now, since they were all part of like a club, let's say a science club, they all go up to get drinks or something at a bar. They're catching up you know, talking about who they're dating what's going on in their lives etc and Pete is the designated driver,

anyways at some point during the night, he goes to the restroom, they go off and dance or something they just got separated from him. And when they look back at him he's now talking with someone 2 times his size, has the skin of a popcorn ceiling, and is genuinely terrifying, and/or with a girl with pure white hair, and looks like she could be a supermodel. AND/OR the JOHNNY STORM (Wade and Felicia are the first to) and they just kind of freeze because Peter Parker, shy, nerdy, nervous, glasses that were too big for his face Peter Parker, is talking to them like he knows them. And it almost looks like he's... Flirting with them. And they all just kind of freeze in shock,

And some of them,. I'm not gonna name names get a little jelly, while the others are just concerned for his safety, because why the fuck is a mercenary and/or two models talking to their Peter??

“I know the real Felicia Hardy.”

“You’re one of the few who does, Petey.”

SPIDER-MAN & THE BLACK CAT

in The Amazing Spider-Man (2022) #63 (Variant Cover)

Penciller: Gleb Melnikov Cover Artist: Lucas Werneck

MARVEL RIVALS