Ranking primarchs based on how well they'd react if you spoke brain rot to them
20. Unnamed Primarchs II and XI - lost so much aura they dissapeared from existence
19. Konrad Curze - how did you even get close to this man to say skibidi?? why of all things did you say skibidi???
18. Angron - words like skibidi, sigma, aura, beta and mog have the same effect on him as the Nails and honestly its understandable
17. Perturabo - would look you dead in the eye because this man is a bit of a piss baby and this is him in a good mood. him in a bad mood involves an object or two being thrown and him looking like you like an angry bull.
16. Mortarion - he won't harm you but he'd harm everyone mentally by embracing the brainrot. he's gonna believe you're sick like blessed by nurgle's sick. he's going to (unwillingly) spread the grandfather's 'gifts' and brainrot has now become a good part of his vocabulary.
brainrot = exclusive tzeenth x nurgle collab (confirmed)
15. Lion - will just stare at you dead in the eye. you will never speak brainrot again.
14. Rogal Dorn - will also stare at you dead in the eye AND call you out on the stupidity of brainrot. you'll never speak brainrot again AND probably have emotional damage from the verbal shaming.
13. Lorgar - none of these words are in his bible please stop.
12. Horus - congratulations horus has now embraced the brainrot. he uses it in the hello-fellow-kids way and it works. he's now very popular to all the sigmas of the cosmos
11. Magnus the Red - asked 'what is skibidi?' like the scholar he is. has also embraced the brain rot. can now do all his psyker bs in brainrot. is fully caught up on skibidi toilet lore. he's watched all 77 episodes.
10. Corvus Corax - has embraced the brainrot and no one even knows. you think your brainrot can freak him out? he's been mogging you the whole time. you've been outfreaked
9. Fulgrim - Thinks its stupid but as an artist he can appreciate the unique creativity of skibidi toilet. give him time he'll eventually embrace the brainrot unwillingly. will openly curse if he ever says the word skibidi
8. Jangatai Khan - passes it off as normal slang and goes on with his life. will eventually pick up on the concept of mewing.
7. Guilliman - speaks a FULL brainrot sentence back and goes back to whatever he was doing. this happens one on one so no one will ever believe that you've ever witnessed such a thing.
6. Leman Russ - embraces the brainrot. unironically mogs his sons and enemies
5. Sanguinius - smiles and nods. he doesn't really get it but he can join in on the brainrot.
4. Omegon - was the one who spread the brainrot
3. Alpharius - are we sure it was megon who spread the brainrot?
2. Ferrus Mannus - Thinks saying skibidi is very fun to say. Its become part of his vocabulary now, will say what the skibidi or what the sigma.
1. Vulkan - Oh you think he's a sigma? Why yes he is! And so are you! Will match your freak but wouldn't pick up the vocabulary. becomes THE mogger btw. infinite aura and the roundest gyatt in the galaxy
