#feildtrip

Jan 16 2020

The dream started off with Shrek looking out over a dark sandy wasteland and this villain-looking dude with smoke billowing around him was teasing the orge about how his presence had caused the world to wither from paradise to this. Cut to the present, a Nigerian prince decided to pay a visit to my class and take us on a field trip. Me and my classmates got on a bus and we started driving North. Along the way we started getting hungry so we stopped by a Chipotle with some park benches and three stores around them in white vendor-looking buildings. The Prince went to order and we wandered around to talk to the people. One person was offering if you beat him in arm wrestling you would win a unmarked unnamed game that just was in a factory sealed blue rectangle box. He was undefeated so I never found out what game it was but he did share a tale of the local kid being eaten by a hippo after falling in the tank. We ate and walked back to the bus but a kid named Pyke stole a street sign that said 'Pyke Dr.' As I was looking away, the road we were on had a mound of asphalt that the car broke down on. At the same time in another dimension Shrek had found the exit to his realm but the shadow dude kept tripping him by growing roots from the ground. Shrek eventually made it to a circular portal and was warned by the shadow dude that him entering another world would have the same withering effect because the world would reject him. He ignored this and jumped through and fell into the intersection that I was at. He was holding a white garage remote and joined us on our trip. Our next stop was at a Walmart so the Prince could show of the powers of the 'universal garage remote’ in a classroom-looking room (still in the Walmart). As he was turning on and of the lights some Karen-looking lady started ordering us to open the door and when the Prince pressed a button on the remote at her, she was muted, storming off a moment later. The Wizard Society and The Relic Society stormed into the building and demanded the remote. The Wizard Society was saying something about how we were ready to join and they also decided to commandeer the building to turn it into a warehouse similar to IKEA but plastic stuff only. As the building was changing I grabbed the remote and slid down a slide and out, landing on someone's car. The driver asked what happened inside and I shrugged but she continued on, saying she believed that it was due to a murder. Apperently she had seen a car pull into a spot a bit down and looked up the suspicious licence plate. She got their phone number and texted them 'I know you did the murder' and they responded 'Murder? There was a murder?'. I got off the roof of the car and walked back inside to started shopping, forgetting I had the remote. Meanwhile the shadow dude hunched over a small portal and touched it, getting spit out of the hippo as he was the one that got 'eaten' and everyone thought it was a miracle. He went home and cried over his father selling his fancy knife collection.

Max got dehydrated so he had to stay in a stroller till he’s better

From my primary school fieldtrip to our local famous barn/shop back in 1999. If you live in California youve probably heard of it, still going strong. As a tot I went there and picked pumpkins, pet barn animals, bought delicious honey sticks, and got lost in a hay maze with other kids. Its such a fun place to go for the holiday season and I wish I could visit right now.

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Ｔｕｅｓｄａｙ☁︎ . . . . My daughter is going for field trip with egg salad sandwiches:) . . . . 生憎の曇り空ですが、 娘さま、うきうきとタマゴサンド を抱えて遠足に出掛けました。 たのしんでねーーー♩ . . . . #lunch #lunchbox #instafood #sandwich #instalunch #homemade #homecook #homemadefood #foodlover #foodporn #food #feildtrip #kidslunchbox #leicapri #サンドイッチ #たまごサンド