#fei.chrollo

Chrollo:

Head pats are very very personal to him !!

One of his favourite ways to show affection to you because he pets very gently and he likes how you look up at him when he does it

Also you’re so cute so how could he not aksdjhkfj

Chrollo probably wouldn’t pat your head in front of others simply because he sees it as something that should only be done when you two are alone

But if you ask he could never say no ofc

You’d always ask him to pet your head whenever you two are cuddling/watching a movie and slowly overtime he’d gotten used to that routine

So now he feels a little off when he doesn’t get to hold you and pat your head

ALWAYS ALWAYS when he pats your head his expression is like :3 and he’s just going ‘awe’ in his head the whole time

You make him so soft like this I swear

Meruem:

It’s going to take a while for Meruem to understand what the perks of head patting even are

He thinks it’s a weird request when you first ask him to do it -- assumes that you just needed him to scratch the top of your head or something

But then you have to explain that it can be a form of affection or just for fun sometimes

And then he starts to see it as a mission -- if his s/o enjoys head pats then head pats you will get (at this time he still doesn’t really get the hype askdhfsskdf give him some time to learn)

And then one day it just hits him,, HEAD PATS ARE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE

That’s also the day he decided to try it out and have you pat his head as well

And that is how he fell in love with the concept of head pats LOLOL

Franklin:

LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN: do y’all remember in the York New arc Shizuku was talking about how she hand wrestled Gon and Franklin just randomly put his hand on her head

That scene was so wholesome omg anyways that’s basically why I think Franklin already really likes the idea of head pats

He’s got BIG BIG hands and said hands can be very dangerous depending on how he uses it but at the same time he can be very gentle as well

Especially when he’s giving you head pats

Franklin would be the one to ask YOU if he can pet your head before you even as him

Not as reserved like Chrollo when it comes to this -- he will pat your head randomly during any conversation regardless of who’s there

And on top of that he just rests his hand on your head as well

Chrollo:

Chrollo is such a sucker for the nicknames you call him I just know it

So that’s why he’s always internally panicking when you actually call him ‘Chrollo’

His mind is like ‘oh shoot she mad she mad she mad she mad what do I do what do I do’

Won’t straight up ask what’s wrong but he’ll definitely be more careful of what he says and what he does

I don’t think he’ll ask what’s wrong and he won’t stop being on edge until you go back to your normal self and call him a pet name

If you’re upset with him please tell him straight up LOLOL Don’t leave this man in the dark

Hisoka:

Hisoka will get to the root of the problem if you don’t do it yourself

One day you hit him with actually saying ‘Hisoka’ instead of a pet name that he’s used to and he’ll immediately go ‘what’s wrong’

Makes you sit down and talk it out with him before anything else happens

He takes this as a VERY serious sign because it’s like taking out the fire before it spreads

ALSO in his mind he’s doing a speed run of everything that’s happened the past few days trying to find something that he’s done that might have made you upset

He’s actually very good at resolving conflicts because of this and every time you two sit down to talk about it the tension goes away very quickly

Leorio:

Leorio gets very very sad :((

Don’t hurt him pls don’t do it omg

You call him ‘Leorio’ and he’s just all over you asking what he did wrong and apologizing for something he doesn’t even know

Goes into ‘sorry’ mode right away basically

Of course he’ll also talk it out with you after (you basically have to talk explain what’s wrong or else he won’t stop asking), but let him have his little freak out moment for a second so he can get his thoughts together

It’s just part of the process babes

This sounds very messy not going to lie

Because Hisoka, Illumi, and Chrollo ALL going against each other?????? Would not want to be caught up in the middle of that not going to lie

You’re always scolding them for getting on each others nerves because you really hate it how they always get in arguments and things over you

And not to mention you’re basically the only person that can control all three of them at once

And yeah they do get pretty competitive sometimes trying to get your attention hoping that they’ll win you over

Let’s say one day you got lost and you’re LOST LOST basically deserted in an unknown city

You’re phone’s out of battery and it’s getting late and everything’s just not looking good

The adult trio would’ve already noticed that you’re not back yet and they’re lowkey panicking because were you alright ?????

Then they reluctantly team up to try and find you because if they sent one person to go then who would that one person be? That conversation on its own would take HOURS

Long story short they found you pretty easily and you turned out all right but oh my goodness were they more protective of you now

Not to mention the entire time they were looking for you YES they were arguing absolutely

It’s actually you who found THEM because they were talking so loud that you were just able to follow the noise to them

That being said they got a very long lecture from you that day about being loud (again)

Hisoka:

Hisoka already KNOWS your intentions and he’s lowkey cheering you on

This man LOVES drama and he also kinda loves murder too so you know,, but two and two together and it’s a perfect match

This man MIGHT go out of his way to make you jealous as in he’ll let someone flirt with him just to get a rise out of you

But of course he’s not going around trying to get others attention and make you feel insecure -- it’s just that if someone approached him all friendly he wouldn’t necessarily shut the conversation down

A few days later he hears that the person he was talking to has gone missing and this man already knows what happened

Goes to ask you about it (not really ask at this point, more like CONFRONT) and he gives you a talk that you can’t tell if it’s a lecture or not

Tells you that you have no reason to be jealous because he’d never cheat on your or anything !! But then he tells you good job on not getting caught with the murder ??? Very very confusing 

Illumi:

Like Hisoka, he also knows but he doesn’t really make a big deal out of it

Illumi isn’t trying to purposefully get a rise out of you so he’s definitely not being that friendly with others, also because he just is not a big talker 

But once in a while there is always that ONE persistent person that flirts with him and will not leave him alone

Now listen Illumi can just kill them himself, but where would the fun in that be ?? So he lets the person flirt with him and he knows you’ll take care of them later

After he hears what happened he literally doesn’t talk to you about it

Just gives you a nod because you both know what’s going on but he doesn’t really want to bother to do something about it

Plus on the inside he do lowkey be proud that you’re skilled enough to kill

Chrollo:

This dude has NO idea what’s going on

No matter how obvious it is that you’re out there killing people who flirt with him

He also doesn’t really realize that people are flirting with him until VERY after

So usually he do be carrying a conversation with people and he’s very open to making new friends, all that -- and inevitably that means people are going to be flirting with him as well

When that happens you add another name to your hit list and Chrollo has ZERO clue what’s about to happen

Sees the person you just killed on the news and he’s very confused he’s just like ‘wow what a coincidence huh....’

Takes him a VERY long time to realize it’s you then when he does he’s honestly quite impressed how long you were able to hide it from him

But ultimately has a talk w you and tells you to not worry about anyone stealing him from you

Feitan:

Feitan finds out very quickly because he’s lowkey a yandere himself aksdfhshjf HEAR ME OUT

He’s not in a bad mood so he lets someone talk to him -- doesn’t really speaking back and participating in the conversation because he’s just not interested and then he realizes that they’re hitting on him ?? He finds that kind of amusing because of how brave they are considering he wasn’t even interested in the conversation

A few days later you tell him you’re going out to meet a friend and he is suspicious about this friend of yours

So he basically follows you the entire time and he sees you kill the person that was flirting with him

This man is SHOCKED shocked but also he finds it kind of funny

Next few days after that person is reported missing and he literally looks at you and smiles 

Mumbles a ‘good job’ under his breath

He is kind of enjoying himself a little bit too much not going to lie

Alright so Chrollo and the troupe are having a little bit of trouble figuring out the small details of their next heist

There’s just a lot of what-if’s and holes in the current plan so they definitely have to improve it and everything is just quite tense right now in the room

You, on the other hand, has 0 idea of what’s going on in the meeting BUT they’ve been in that room for a very long time now

So you think they’d be kind of hungry yeah? Which leads you to baking a few goodies for them

Just a quick 15 minute batch of cookies and they smell absolutely divine

So as you’re carrying these cookies and making your way to the room, where you hear some mumbling on the other side of the doors 

And you take that as your cue to knock on the door before opening it (not even waiting for a ‘come in’ because cookies CANNOT wait)

You step in and you’re like ‘I GOT FRESH COOKIES FOR YOU GUYS !!’

And the scene in front of you has you very very confused

Phinks is straight up ASLEEP

Franklin got his finger guns out and he’s literally pointing it at Machi who has a bunch of her nen threads on Shizuku’s vacuum 

Shalnark keeps doodling things on this piece of paper which Feitan erases right after

And Chrollo is talking to the few people who are actually still paying attention

They were literally having such a serious meeting and THE MOMENT things start going South,, coincidentally you walk in

Bad luck for the troupe

Everyone just straight up freezes because you came in and slowly, they all turn their heads to look at Chrollo

Just silently saying ‘You go talk to her !!’ because you’re his s/o so it’s just logical that he goes to talk to you

He walks over and you hand him the cookies with a smile and he says his thanks

At this point EVERYONE has their eyes on you two and you give him a quick ‘you’re welcome’ with a smile and immediately wave everyone goodbye

Right as you close the door the noise picks up again and it’s the sound of people teasing Chrollo for blushing so hard after taking the cookies from you 

I am very very convinced that Chrollo does NOT believe at love at first sight

He completely believes in the concept that everyone puts on a front when they’re out in public and so you can’t really fall in love with someone just by looking at them because we only show ourselves of how we want others to perceive of us

And so when he saw you and he could’ve SWORN that he felt his heart skip a beat this man was in MAD denial

Straight up excuses himself to go and calm down because there’s no way he just fell in love with a stranger just now just by looking at them

He thinks he’s calmed down so he goes back to whatever he was running errands for,, but he couldn’t help but be more aware of your presence around the area

Straight up just pushes those thoughts/feelings away for the time being but he couldn’t help the fact that his body was gravitating towards you

Somehow after just a few mins he’s starting up a conversation with you and asking you if you come here often

He really doesn’t know how it happens, but he leaves the conversation with plans for your very first date and he’s honestly hoping that there’s more to come

LISTEN. listen closely. NOTHING in this entire world makes Chrollo feel more soft and lovey dovey then seeing you hide/cuddle in his jacket. NOTHINGGG

You just look so cute and shy in his jacket HE LIVES FOR IT

When you first did it he felt kind of bad because he thought you were uncomfortable or scared or cold

But then you started doing it more and more, even in situations where he knows that you’re having a good time so that’s when he realizes that it’s just something you love to do

MAY or may not have went to get his jacket tailored to be a little bit bigger so you can fit in there better

This man is such a simp aksjdhfjshdf but I mean who can blame him you’re just that precious

He also really likes seeing you straight up wear it

Just something about seeing you in his clothes makes his heart melt omg 

Turns into a completely different person when there is you + his jacket involved

He ALSO LOVES OFFERING IT TO YOU

Like you’d expect him to offer you his jacket if you’re cold BUT NO -- he literally offers it at the most random times

You could be SWEATING and he’ll be like want my jacket?

You two haven’t even left the door yet and he’s like u want jacket?

In the middle of eating he’s like jacket?? no? 

Starts offering his jacket to you like a salesman giving away flyers

When he’s around others, I think he’ll still let you hide under his jacket but he probably won’t be offering it to you as often now

Just because he thinks its awkward when he’s in the middle of a conversation with someone else and he starts to take off his jacket

But honestly he’s head over heels for you so if you asked him he wouldn’t say no

Feitan:

YO THIS MAN JUST WANTS TO SEE YOU DO ALL THOSE COOL FLIPS AND STRETCHES

He’ll want to fake-fight with you as training where he pushes your limits just to see you do all these cool tricks

Really this man just wants you to put on a show so he’s encouraging it in way 

AND the more he tires you out the more stretching you have to do because you been using all those muscles so much and he really likes seeing how flexible you are

It’s just a very interesting concept to him

Feitan’s always understood how useful it was to be fast, strong, and precise during a fight but then he saw your flexibility and he was like WOAH

If you try to teach him how to be more flexible the lessons would be like 5 mins long because Fei is already hella flexible and has great agility

Yes he does brag about being a natural LOLOL but you can’t even argue back because he’s right

Shalnark:

Shalnark is going to get VERY distracted if you two train together

He finds it very hard to focus on his own thing when you’re right beside him doing all these cool tricks 

DEFINITELY asks you to teach him some stretches so he can be as flexible as you and you do for a while

And then Shalnark realizes that it’s easier said than done akdsjkfj

In the end he resorts to just watching you with stars in his eyes

SHOWS YOU OFF so so much

The amount of times he was going to fight someone but then he was like ‘WAIT. What if you fight my s/o instead?? They have some really cool moves you knowww’

And they just look at him like ?????

Chrollo:

The least flexible of the three

Poor Chrollo :((

He’s not stiff alright, he’s just very very rusty when it comes to his flexibility

When he sees you do all those cool moves he’s like ‘psh okay? can’t be that hard move aside let me show you what I can do >:))’

Spoiler: it’s not much

Chrollo hasn’t really worked on his balance in a long time so he fell A LOT OF TIMES

And then in the end when he realizes that it’s not an easy skill he caves and asks you to help him

He goes at a very slow pace I think, simply because he’s not really planning to shift completely to this type of fighting style so he’s viewing it as more of a hobby

You’re going to need to prepare quite a lot of ice packs btw