#chrollo headcannons

feel free to disregard if your not comfortable writing

Phantom troupe men dick descriptions

Yappin: I’ve thought about most of them a lot actually

Characters: Feitan, Phinks, Franklin, Chrollo, nobunaga, hisoka, illumi, shalnark, uvogin

Warnings: dick descriptions

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Feitan

Around four inches when soft and he doesn’t grow much, his dick is narrow with a pink tip that he’s kind of embarrassed about

He shaves whatever pubic hair grows, hates the feeling of it and feels dirty when he has it

Phinks

Eight inches when soft and grows to nine when he’s hard, he has a slight curve to the left

His dick is the same colour as him, slightly tan with a darker tip, hair is groomed when he remembers but other wise it grows free

Franklin

Nine inches when soft and ten when hard, he has magic cross and Jacob’s ladder piercings that are intimidating at first glance

His hair is in a tuft at his base, same colour as his head hair, pretty soft to, he doesn’t shave it just grows like that, his dick is pale with a pink tip

Chrollo

Six inches and doesn’t change at all when he’s hard, he waxes and grooms himself very well

His whole dick is the same colour, and he’s got a pretty thick mushroom tip, not noticeable when he’s holding it but when he’s hard and it’s standing on its own it leans left

Nobunaga

Seven inches, shower not a grower, has a v line that makes his dick look perfect

He’s pale with a lighter brown top and Long stringy black hair at the top, doesn’t shave or groom whatsoever

Hisoka

Ten inches and proud, he gets professionally waxed all over, no hair in sight

He’s got a pink tip that stands out and his dick is more slender then thick, his tip gets more flushed the more turned on he is

Illumi

Seven inches when soft nine when hard, he’s got a mushroom tip and a vain the runs along the underside of him from his base to right before his tip

His tip is slightly darker then his shaft, and his hair is groomed but not to an extreme, he just cleans himself up to feel fresh

Shalnark

Six inches and is more slender, his dick curves up towards his belly when he’s hard, his shaft is the same colour as his stomach and his tip gets flushed pink when he’s turned on or being touched

He doesn’t grow much hair so he just leaves it be, if it bothers you he’ll let you wa it for him

Uvogin

Twelve inches soft and thirteen inches hard, he’s thick and has vains running down that are sensitive so touch

Long, dark brown, wire like hair that he loves having your nose shoved into while your kissing him up and down. Same colour as the rest of him with a darker shade tip, and he’s got a mushroom tip that’s as thick as the rest of him

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Violence comes naturally to him after all this time. If he can avoid being violent he will, but to him it is an effective means to an end.

At his core he sees himself as a protector. The spiders are his family, Meteor city is his home.

In his heart, he is a romantic. He loves books, stories, acting, learning about other people. His techniques of stealing nen involve getting to know someone's heart intimately. Chrollo loves observing the actions and emotions of others.

A/N: This came to me after my sister hit me in the face with a door... Also this was pretty fun to write. And also- my friends just asked me who the guy on my phone screen is (ha it’s Feitan)... not sure how to explain that...

Warnings: Hisoka being himself, Idk sort of crackish

Hisoka:

He's a pretty... dramatic person

And that translates into how he does literally everything. Like opening doors

So as you're leaving, he's opening the door to go in

*Swing*

Next thing you know, you're on the floor

He finds it absolutely hilarious

Like he won't stop laughing-

Probably helps you up after a minute

Now for an hour afterwards, when he sees the ice pack you've pressed to your face, he starts cracking up again

Sadistic fuck

Chrollo:

The door to the warehouse the Phantom Troupe was staying in was pretty heavy

So he had to push a bit harder to open it

Oops.

He ended up smacking your forehead

Externally, he's calm and collected, asking you if you're ok, and helping you up

Internally, he's freaking the fuck out

He's just hit his S/O with a 20 pound door

Plz assure him you're ok

Probably makes you stay with him for awhile just to make sure you're ok

Reads to you

Illumi:

Idk why but I feel like he opens doors really forcefully

Maybe it's cause he's an assassin?

Anyways, you were leaving your apartment, when he was coming to visit you

He was swinging the door open (he literally doesn't knock)

He ended up hitting you directly in the head

Needless to say, you passed out

He just kinda, checks your pulse, thankful you're not dead, before carrying you to your bed

You wake up to two black eyes staring directly at you, inches from you

That's a fun sight to wake up to

"You fainted."

You suddenly remembered what happened

"Well you did hit me in the face with a door"

Probably doesn't apologise (he doesn't know how to-)

Gets you ice though, and water, and pretty much anything you want

Want a sandwich?

A book?

The head of your enemy?

You got it

Chrollo’s Fem S/o Accidentally Interrupting a Serious Meeting

HI CUTIE This idea - LOVE IT. It’s literally so creative and hilarious,, so fun to write omg thank you for requesting !! Take care lovely <3

Hisoka:

If Hisoka catches you holding back a moan, he will tease you. He’s going to make comments like “Cat got your tongue?”

He tells you how you look silly when you’re trying to hold in your moans; he prefers that you just let them out and not be embarrassed cause that looks way sexier.

Illumi:

Illumi doesn’t notice that you’re holding back your moans. He isn’t in tune with your emotions during sex enough to realize that you’re embarrassed by your moans.

For the most part he’s fairly quiet during sex too, so he thinks your silence is normal

Chrollo:

Chrollo punishes you any time he sees you holding back a moan. He thinks your moans are hot!

When you try to hide your moans, he will stop fucking you all together; he won’t keep going until you promise to stop trying to hide them.

Silva:

Silva tries to train this trait out of you. He prefers a partner who is completely comfortable with themselves and their sexuality.

Credit: my mootie @tea-rae for Feitan and also the inspo for this post bc she told me to make it

Tags: @shalscumbunny

Warnings: sex for service in nobunagas

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Chrollo, owns a private library that only carries older books, also sells small things and blankets, little trinkets, this or an antique store owner, the things he likes are over priced for a long time until he’s done admiring them and ready to let them go

Pakunoda, ceo of a cosmetic business, has makeup, hair products, branches that do nails, special care like Botox, fat freezing, facials, any beautification treatment/product you can think of her business offers

Machi, has a small tailoring and costume dress store, she’s the only staff but she gets a lot of business, booked months an advance

Shizuku, welder, she looks so feminine and then she’s jacked and had one of those blue jump suits, welding things all day, her hands don’t look like it though, her hands are soft and her nails are done

Franklin, owns a gun store and does little side projects of modifying guns and then sells them illegally, if you want a machine gun that can spit fire while shooting he’s got you, for a price of course

Nobunaga, tattoo artist, has tattoos and his own studio, accepts sexual acts as payment, not licensed but gives really good tattoos and sometimes piercings

Uvogin, celebrity body guard that’s also kind of famous for his size this or he just does a bunch of interviews about his size and what it’s like living as eight foot six man

Shalnark, builds custom pc’s for a high price, scams people every chance he gets, owns his own electronic store and on the side he makes robots to battle with and wins bets like crazy

Feitan, taxidermy’s small animals he catches with clothes and props, his apartment smells like dead things and he’s the creepy neighbour, this or a butcher in some random small deli, his apartment still smells but now there’s no excuse as to why

Phinks, owns a gym and teaches boxing, also a private trainer that’s really well known, strict af and couches world known athletes

Bonolanav, opened a museum dedicated to his tribe and shares their culture and stories so they don’t completely die out, has also done interviews mainly talking about his tribe but some are specifically for the holes in his body, in a ripleys book

Kortopi, similar to uvogin, he also appears in a lot of music videos or movies as a living prop bc of his creepy look

Illumi, his family is in the luxury car business, has multiple dealer ships all over the world, he’s a rich city kid

Hisoka, hair dresser, specialist in colour and promises no bleeds when bleaching with colour, and also sells his own hair gel named bundgee gum

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Chrollo’s S/o who Loves Hiding in his Jacket

HAI YES YES I LOVE stealing wearing other ppl’s clothes hehe it’s just 23409283% more fun to wear someone else’s than mine (fun fact my friend used to always change into my clothes whenever she came over and I’d do that too when I went to hers,, it’s just so fun omg) 

aksjdhfs I’m starting to ramble LOLOL but anyways here are those hcs you requested lovely, I hope you like reading them and I hope you have a great day/night !! <3