#fantasyhumor

Wizard Frog That’s It You’re Going in the Soup Shirt – Hilarious meme-inspired tee featuring a sassy wizard frog with wand raised, delivering the ultimate threat: "That’s It, You’re Going in the Soup!" Perfect for fantasy fans, D&D players, chaotic good vibes, or anyone loving absurd amphibian humor and viral frog memes. Soft, unisex comfort fit – ideal gift for potion-brewing weirdos ready to serve up laughs!

Inventory Log #17

Filed by Zosimos

(Under Protest)

• One (1) crystal that hums when ignored

• Three (3) maps that lead to the same place but disagree violently

• A lantern that only lights when nobody is watching

• Several bottles labeled “Probably Safe”

• One unfinished frog sketch that keeps appearing in new places

Missing items include:

– the compass (again)

– the quiet book

– whatever was making that noise yesterday

NOTE:

If you encounter the floating staircase, do not climb it.

If the staircase climbs you, remain calm.

SECOND NOTE:

If a frog asks questions, answer honestly.

They already know the lies.

This inventory is not final.

It never is.

Things enter the laboratory on their own schedule.

Another Adventure from Inside Sprinkles Mystic Pub The forest outside dappled the pub in dim, shifting light, the neon sign of Sprinles Mysic Pub flickering lazily above the door. Inside, the place was warm, chaotic, and exactly as everyone remembered. Near the end of the bar, Hugo tapped a taloned foot in time with Redbone’s “Come and Get Your Love,” Ambrosia Lite in one hand. Across the room,…

Prompt : A high-angle perspective of a spotted, orange pirate octopus juggling flaming torches while balancing on a unicycle in the middle of a pirate ship cluttered with treasure chests.

From a high-angle view, a boldly spotted orange pirate octopus steals the show—balancing on a unicycle while juggling blazing torches with six of its arms, two more casually resting on overflowing treasure chests! The pirate ship deck is a glorious mess of gold coins, jeweled goblets, and scattered maps, all bathed in warm, sun-drenched Caribbean light. Equal parts circus act and seafaring legend, this whimsical, high-energy scene blends absurdity, adventure, and eight-armed flair. Perfect for fans of quirky fantasy, oceanic oddities, and chaotic pirate joy! 💰⚓✨

#FlamingJuggler #OceanicOddity #ColorfulFantasy #PirateShipVibes #AnimalAdventures #SurrealComedy #CartoonishCharm #SeaLegend #EightArmedTalent #ViralArt #PlayfulIllustration #PirateLife

HAPPY BOOK BIRTHDAY TO ME

Spellmonkeys book one: Tavern Rats is out today!

Tavern Rats is my love letter to old-school tabletop RPGs, and to the new generation of players who’ve discovered the hobby and made it their own. It’s diverse, casually queer, and full of joy (even when the characters themselves are miserable, which, I’m not gonna lie, is kind of a lot).

Go read the first chapter on my website for free! https://www.youngmark.com/tavern-rats-preview/