May 11, 2019
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- #deltarune
#project hail mary- #the amazing digital circus
#dc comics#batman#dc#bruce wayne#batfamily#dick grayson#tim drake#dc fanart#batfam
- #the vampire lestat
- #lana del rey
#heated rivalry- #bloodymary
- #dan and phil
#dc comics#batman#dc#bruce wayne#batfamily#dick grayson#tim drake#dc fanart#batfam
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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Friend: "I was dumped."
Me: "Listen to Adele."
Cousin: "The dog died."
Me: "Listen to Adele."
Aunt: "I ate a bad burger."
Me: "Listen to Adele."
Doctor: "Take these antibiotics twice daily."
Me: "No, I just need to listen to Adele."
*silence*
Me: "ADELE."
Me: "I wonder what it would be like to melt."
Friend: "Like, metaphorically?"
Me: "No. Literally."
Friend: *stares*
Me: "I mean, to be a solid and then become a liquid. Would it feel weird? Would it tickle? I think it might tickle."
Friend: *more intense staring*
Therapist: "What do you do when you feel like this?"
Me: "I pretend that all my issues are actually inverted Superheroes that I live with and we have our own show and every time one of them gets on my nerves you can hear a sitcom "OOOOO" in the background"
Therapist:
Me:
Therapist:
Me:
The clock: "OH, LOOK AT THE TIME!"
Is it weird to picture your personality quirks as barbershop quartet members who serenade you throughout the day?
I'm gonna go with no.
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Me: "Ugh. We have to share something about ourselves?"
Also me: "...and that's when my goldfish, Frodo, died. It was a really rough time."
You hold me up
You cradle me
You fit with me just right
I love you oh so much
But I just
Can't deal with you at night
#OdeToMyBra
Poor TK-421. He was probably a decent guy. He was probably just being bad to pay for his daughter's medical bills down at the Stormtrooper children's hospital.