#fanfic plot

-> You die

-> You go to Hell

-> As a punishment, you are forced to use the tumblr app

-> You hear a caugh and raise your head to see who is staring at you

-> It's D⩜Nt3

-> He starts bitching about the guy who bullied him during 7th grade

-> You throw your to his giant nose

-> Virgil comes to see who made the Red Riding Hood cry this time

-> Your eyes lock, and you jump to his back

-> You pull hair and ride him like a horse to get out of Hell

-> You ride Virgil to the CEO guy's office - Matt or whatever the fuck is his name

-> You jump inside through the window shutting the glass

-> Virgil neighs and stomps the CEO guy

-> He goes to Hell

Mafia! Jannik, but he's like morally grey, he does do illegal stuff but there are somethings he doesn't do, and he also protects cities he's in charge of.

He's dating carlos, who's an orphan(his parents and family died maybe in an accident) and he was a waiter before he met jannik, poor but a kind and pretty sunshine, which is what attracted jannik to him.

Jannik has an accident (maybe during a fight or an organised accident or smth) while in a different country, he's in a coma for a while and he wakes up with some memories gone, mainly forgetting that carlos exists.

Meanwhile all carlos knows is that his boyfriend went on a job, and he never came back. Jannik's subordinates don't tell him about carlos (maybe they hate carlos or they think jannik deserves someone better than a waiter or that carlos distracts him).

After jannik's disappears, carlos finds out he's pregnant.

Jumping to a few years after(or maybe the story starts here and we hear the past later in snippets), carlos is working two jobs to try and raise his baby boy alone. He always tells him that if his papa was here he'd love him. Carlos likes to believe that jannik is dead, because that's better than the though of jannik just leaving him.

One day, jannik is in carlos's Town for business, they bump into eachother, carlos is frozen. meanwhile, jannik's head starts hurting and he passes out.

Carlos takes him to his house, lays him on the couch and just stares blankly at him. When jannik wakes up, theyre both frozen for a second, before tears start running on Carlos’s cheeks. Soon he's sobbing uncontrollably, only managing to utter jannik's name and"why?".

Jannik hugs him and tries frantically to calm him down, when that doesn't work, he blurts out that he lost his memories and that he only remembered carlos now when he saw him.

From there it's healing and fluff, jannik realises he has a three year old son, he realises his babies have been living poorly for more than 3 years. He takes them to his mansion, punishes everyone that didn't tell him about the most important part of his life:carlos. And it's upwards from there. Maybe some cliche jannik scaring off carlos's mean manager.

I'm gonna be shameless for once and tag some writers in the hopes this gets brought to reality🫣😝😂

@deliriouslyshipping @francesminos-tt @chocolatea-m-blog @starrysophie04

Or

Wednesday isn't the only Addams with clairvoyance. When her distant cousins—each with their own particular gift—have a prediction of the imminent downfall of the Addams family, they band together to prevent it in the most difficult way possible: by making Wednesday admit that, yes, she does have feelings after all.

Cousin Astrid

Cousin Tara

Cousin Ridley

Or

The one where Enid experiences a traditional Addams courtship firsthand. She just hopes to survive until the end.

Or

Despite everything, three questions swirled around Wednesday's mind like rats trapped inside a crematorium slowly increasing its temperature: First, where was she; second, why did this place (wherever it was) have so many pictures of someone who looked eerily like her and Enid; and third, why was there a ring on her ring finger?

Or

Being a werewolf was easy. Having your inner wolf choose your greatest enemy as your mate—well, that was more complicated. But hey, Wednesday was always up for a round of epic chaos.