Don't ya just hate it when you're trying to escape your digital prison but then your vessel and the virus knight that keeps busting through your puzzle doors just start having a couple's quarrel?
Like damn can't the doomed yaoi wait until after world domination? Mortals these days, so inconsiderate/j 🙄
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Tis the season to have EVERYTHING GO WRONG! December is a time for fun, festive frivolity, but can also be a time of great duress. This month’s prompt is based on your choices - as every holiday season is - and what you choose to do to get the character of your choice out of the holiday bind they're in!
THIS IS OPEN TO ANY AND ALL FANDOMS - NOT JUST THE PPCU! Think Hopper needs to be knocked down a peg or two by an elf? Maybe Duke Leto has a holiday party backfire on him spectacularly. Or what if Roman Roy is tasked with being a kids' holiday pageant director?
Pick a number between 1 and 20 (for the prompt) and drop it in my inbox to see what FESTIVE FAILURES & HOLIDAY HAZARDS you get! If you would like a P-Boy for your prompt, add a letter between A and T in the ask and be at the mercy of beef I will add one in for you!
Post your Holiday Disaster submission by December 31st with the hashtag #festive failure 2025 and tag me - @beefrobeefcal. You can also send me the link to your submissions via direct msg, in my inbox or over Discord (same username as here). AO3 exclusive posts are welcome, too!
Requirements under the cut!
VISUAL ARTS SUBMISSIONS MUST INCLUDE:
YOU PICK THE CHARACTER TO MAKE SUFFER (unless you want beef to)
The prompt you receive based on your choice
The following wording: Tis the [explicative optional] season.
Fruitcake (or reference to) must be incorporated somehow
NOT SURE WHAT CHARACTER TO MAKE SUFFER FOR THE HOLIDAYS? There is always Late 1990's Xerox Commercial Pedro
FIC SUBMISSIONS MUST INCLUDE:
YOU PICK THE CHARACTER TO MAKE SUFFER (unless you want beef to)
The prompt you receive based on your choice
The following wording: Tis the [explicative optional] season.
Fruitcake (or reference to) must be incorporated somehow
NOT SURE WHAT CHARACTER TO MAKE SUFFER FOR THE HOIDAYS? There is always Late 1990's Xerox Commercial Pedro
May thine favourite character get severely misunderstood by quite much everyone in the fandom. May they get clowned on. And everytime you defend them, may the haters respond with "It's not that deep!", "He/she/they're just a fictional character!", " It's my opinion!!" etc.
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