Jun 14, 2017
It's that time of year! #melting #fanbabes #fancrew 🚩🚩 (at Chinatown, Manhattan)
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It's that time of year! #melting #fanbabes #fancrew 🚩🚩 (at Chinatown, Manhattan)
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Explaining Fanbabe Chat to the Boy: Muthafucking Snake Euphemisms
Me: So Sytherine threw a hissy fit (pun intended) and hid a muthafucking snake in a hole under the school... so we were suggesting that's maybe what Volde was doing when he opened the chamber first time around.
Me: He renovated the girls' lav, and let the snake out.
Me: Which Fran said sounded like a euphemism... letting the snake out...
*Pause*
Sean: Maybe that's why she's called Moaning Myrtle...
Me: OMG
*Pause*
Me: I mean, she was petrified at the sight of his snake...
On Tonight's Fanbabe Livestream of HP2: The Fuck is Up with Hogwarts Plumbing?
Durnesque: seriously, why did Slytherin hide the enterance here?
fran: HOW DID NOBODY NOTICE THE SNAKES
Durnesque: has it always been a girls lav?
xxlaurenxstarxx: xD
DespiteYourDestination: Can the basilisk change size?
xxlaurenxstarxx: RIGHT FRAN
Durnesque: how recent was the school built?
fran: nope andi
DespiteYourDestination: Because I never understood how the snake could have been seen
Durnesque: so recent to have plumbing...
fran: huuuuuuuuuuuge pipes andi
DespiteYourDestination: wouldn't the sinks need to move and stuff?
Durnesque: and yet it's as if the school is ancient
fran: more like tunnels
fran: and lauren I s2g
rjdaae: Maybe wizards invented plumbing
Durnesque: Hogwarts makes no *** sense
xxlaurenxstarxx: xD
fran: this ***'s making me glad I'm a muggle
Durnesque: And serioulsy, magic hydraulics?
xxlaurenxstarxx: xD
rjdaae: Wizards also invented hydraulics
fran: ...
fran: DON'T THEY HAVE LAMPS IN THE COMMON ROOMS
xxlaurenxstarxx: Maybe it is an ancient school and has just always had a lot of renovations
queenabeck: well that's just not pratical for exiting the chamber
Durnesque: btw, is it weird this is the movie I used to watch when I couldn't sleep because of insomnia?
xxlaurenxstarxx: As technology gets better and more advanced
fran: THEY HAVE LAMPS
DespiteYourDestination: lol Sarah
fran: I'm so done rn
Durnesque: yep, just push the teacher in
rjdaae: They have the same tech as us up until like 100 years ago, and they had lamps back then
Durnesque: A+++ Harry
xxlaurenxstarxx: And so maybe 50 years prior
xxlaurenxstarxx: There was plumbing
fran: well I mean he might've been hungry sarah
Durnesque: lol
xxlaurenxstarxx: And so someone renovated the space into a bathroom
xxlaurenxstarxx: And just built it over the giant hole
Durnesque: someone renovated the space and KEPT the *** snake
xxlaurenxstarxx: xD
xxlaurenxstarxx: I GUESS?!?!?!?!
fran: health and safety nightmare
Durnesque: maybe that's what Volde was really doing first time round
Durnesque: renovating the bathroom
xxlaurenxstarxx: I mean over the hole to get into this space
DespiteYourDestination: I love how this set is a real set
fran: HOW DID HE KNOW IT WAS THERE
xxlaurenxstarxx: The entrance or whatever
Durnesque: while he was giving it plumbing, he also let the snake out
xxlaurenxstarxx: Someone built over the entrance
DespiteYourDestination: and in the fucking last film they coped out with a god damn cgi place
xxlaurenxstarxx: xD
fran: 'let the snake out' sounds like a euphemism
rjdaae: They literally have a room that can change into whatever you need; I'm sure they have no trouble putting bathrooms in
Durnesque: while preserving magical hell holes
xxlaurenxstarxx: xD
rjdaae: XD
rjdaae: At least the MoM was a real set
DespiteYourDestination: mhm
fran: ok but lockheart's actually pretty dark
fran: because he was willing to *** wipe two kids' minds
fran: and let a third die
@Blackbolt
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