#exit to hell

imagine Slade Sickle (or Sheriff sickle) cooking you. Your Favorite meal after a nice long sweaty railing session then after you ate then to carry you to the bedroom after it’s been clean after y’all’s sweaty and hot sex session then he lays you down gently then lays in bed with you and holds you tight and gave you some nice cuddles and kisses. You smiled big as you melt into his chest hearing his heart beat for you as all the troubles melted away you thought to yourself “my darling sickle” as you’ve felt your eye become heavy and fall asleep from a full belly and a satisfied tamed lust.

Exit to Hell (2013)

“Where I live now, most everyone eats french fries (among other things) with something called “fry sauce”. I'm pretty sure it's just thousand island dressing without the relish, aka the "house" sauce, on every hamburger, from every fast food place, ever. It's definitely not my thing. And by that I mean- it grosses me the fuck out. It's like mayonnaise had a pink, zesty offspring, and I am not down. No matter what I think, here in the cultural vacuum of Southern Utah, it is the standard. Speaking of my least favorite condiment, I have seen similar phenomenon more east, where they take a glob of mayo with each meal, which was kind of hard to watch. In the parts of California I lived in they upheld ranch as the cover-all dressing of choice, which was still too pale and milky for my taste. I need to spend more time in hot sauce regions. While I can’t hang with the white sauce obsessed, I have learned to cope, to save face. Different places have different shit going on when it comes to food, customs and most importantly manners. I thought everyone wanted to fight me my first month here in the Utah desert. In Central California, if someone stares at you unabashedly at walmart, it usually comes to some kind of violent head before you can get your tv dinners picked out. To my surprise (and annoyance), it’s well within local etiquette to thoroughly eye-fuck complete strangers while they decide on cereal in this location. Where my family lives in Massachusetts, everyone tips- for fucking everything. They tip in the Dairy Queen drive through, and the teenager at the window expects it. To them, in that community, it is rude not to tip someone who helps you out in any degree, but good luck getting gratuity at your fast food job in southern Utah. Here, the patrons pull out a calculator and crunch out a tip at 15% to the penny (minus any complaints), even in those designated tipping situations. The rules to being polite, upstanding and normal differ greatly from place to place, even inside a single country or state. It's interesting as fuck, but it can be a hazard. It pays to be attentive to cues, respect the cultural habits(or at least try not to wince while they are looking), and if possible just not be a douchebag during travel. Not enraging the locals is usually rule number one, especially the more rural areas and even if you are just passing through. Committing the wrong faux-pas, in the right place, could get you fucked up and/or disposed of- like the car-full of tragically ineffective ambassadors in Exit to Hell (2013).” - RevTerry

REVIEWS ON VIDEORELIGION.NET AS OF 4/19/18

Exit to Hell (2013) Review by RevTerry

Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil (1992) Review by RevTerry

The Occultist (1988) Review by RevTerry

Hectic Knife (2016) Review by RevTerry

X-Ray aka Hospital Massacre (1981) Review by RevTerry

Possessed by the Night (1994) Review by RevTerry

Night of the Demon (1980) Review by RevTerry

Black Scorpion (1995) Review by RevTerry

Slime City (1988) by RevTerry

Decoder (1984) by RevTerry

RevTerry visits Tom Devlin’s Monster Museum

1990: The Bronx Warriors (1982) by RevTerry

The Brain (1988) by RevTerry

Video Violence (1987) by RevTerry

Chop (2011) by RevTerry

The Last Heist (2016) by Elizabeth R. Betsy

Dudes (1987) by RevTerry

Better Watch Out (2016) by Elizabeth R. Betsy

Kringle Will Kill!: RevTerry’s List of Killer Santa Flicks

Santa’s Slay (2005) by RevTerry

Jack Frost (1997) by RevTerry

Undefeatable (1993) by RevTerry

After (2012)  by Elizabeth R. Betsy

Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988) by RevTerry

American Mary (2012) by Elizabeth R. Betsy

Deathrow Gameshow (1987) by RevTerry

The Substitute (1996) by RevTerry

Clowntergeist (2017)  by Elizabeth R. Betsy

Vampire’s Kiss (1988) by RevTerry

Pumpkinhead (1988) by RevTerry

Return of the Living Dead III (1993) by RevTerry

Behemoth (2011) by Elizabeth R. Betsy

Hideous! (1997) by RevTerry

Asylum (1997) byElizabeth R. Betsy

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) by RevTerry

Six-String Samurai (1998) by Elizabeth R. Betsy

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988) by RevTerry

Toxic Shark (2017) by Elizabeth R. Betsy

Sleazy Pete (2017) by RevTerry

Julia X (2011) by RevTerry

Kopps (2003) by Elizabeth R. Betsy

The Monster (2016)  Elizabeth R. Betsy

Lady Avenger (1988) by RevTerry

Black Belt Jones (1974) by  Elizabeth R. Betsy

Hot Tub Party Massacre (2017) by RevTerry

Hard to Die (1990) by RevTerry

Zero Charisma (2013) by Elizabeth R. Betsy

Some Guy Who Kills People (2011) by RevTerry

May (2002) a spoilery, non-spoiler discussion by  Elizabeth R. Betsy

Smothered (2016) by RevTerry

All Cheerleaders Die (2013) by RevTerry

The Drop (2014) by RevTerry

The Exterminators of the Year 3000 (1983) by RevTerry

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