#except its not

When you’re just about to fuck your girls with the strap and you’ve already got the harness on but you get summoned by the Honmoon to deal with a couple of annoying ass demons who are trying to blend in, but you didn’t have enough time to take it off and just had to put your shorts on over it so now you really just wanna get this fucking over with so you can get home and blow out your girls’ backs before they snap and just make you drop trow in the nearest alleyway which you’re pretty sure they’re considering doing because Zoey’s drooling and Mira keeps wolf whistling at you, but also the harness and size of the toy is making it harder to move in the fight

Not TDP, but I thought I’d introduce yall to the newest addition on the ranch…

soooo during last few weeks i got rejected by my crush, probably lost my best friend and realized i feel weird and conflicted about my uni friend group and that they probably feel the same way about me