#polytrix headcanons

Zoey is the lyricist- she probably ends up writing like 90% of their lyrics. Mira’s literally the dance-choreographer; she’s the one that plans out where everyone goes while dancing.

Ya’ll complaining about Rumi favoritism- meanwhile ZoeMira are the ones that are responsible for it.

now i imagine when theyre on tour, huntrix tends to stay in the nicest hotels possible, and that means theyre constantly seeing rich people architecture shit that makes zoey go “wtf is this”

im talking those sinks that like droop down from the ceiling or those extraordinarily over complicated showers

and she starts making a series of videos whenever theyre on the road called “Dumbass Rich People Shit” where she reviews the different features she finds ridiculous from the various hotels theyre staying in and rates them out of 10 based on how useless they are, 10 being “actually this shits kinda fire and it works just fine” and 1 being “how the fuck am i supposed to wash my hands after taking a shit”

and then at the end theres a section called “How the Pros Do It” where she shows rumi and/or mira using these various features like its nothing.

her most famous video is one where during the pros section mira is going over how one of the overcomplicated showers works and zoey off camera is like “okay but can we get a demonstration of it in action?”

and mira says “sure but only if you turn the camera off”

cut to zoey doing her outro for the video, her hair completely damp, clothes on backwards, a couple of obvious hickeys on her throat

rumi in the comments: you two are why we cant have nice things

mira: shes just mad she wasnt there to help with the demonstration

zoey: kinky

mira: you deserve to want things, too

zoey: wait...

rumi: it's okay not to be okay.

mira also has to deal with rumi the fashion disaster. her crimes aren't as openly heinous as zoey's thrift shop misadventures, but they still keep mira up at night (in the bad way). i'm talking socks with sandals, and minor fashion disasters like that. rumi just finds it comfy, but mira simply cannot believe what she's seeing. how is kpop royalty ryu rumi just wearing socks with sandals what is she DOING

Rumi: Zoey, Focus! One of them is obviously a demon

Zoey, nodding: Right, right. Obviously..but the question is which one?

Demon Mira: Come on babe, you can tell I'm obviously the real one.

Mira: Call her that again and I’ll remove your tongue.

Demon Mira, smugly: See, it should be pretty obvious. Look how violent she is?

Rumi: Look, we already know—

Zoey, cutting Rumi off: There's only one way to find out!

Rumi: huh?!

Mira: ...you can't be serious..

Zoey, walks toward demon Mira: The truth is stored in the titties!

Rumi: Zoey, wait—

Zoey, grabbing demon Mira’s chest without hesitation: Hmm

Demon Mira, blushing: W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Zoey, squeezing them thoughtfully: No. Nope. These are at least two cup sizes bigger than Mira’s. And they're way too firm for my liking

Demon Mira, flinching: S-Stop!! LET GO OF ME!! are you insane?!

Mira, fuming and eyes darkening: ...

Rumi: *facepalm*

Zoey, to demon Mira: Ha! you're definitely a demon

Demon Mira: Seriously?! This is how I’m being exposed?! Is she an idiot—

Mira: Shut up.

A flash of blue flame sliced through the demon Mira, she let out a screech as its shattered apart into smoke.

Zoey: See the boobs never failed me—

Mira turned and drove her fist straight into Zoey’s stomach.

Zoey, wheezing on the floor: Yep. That’s definitely my Mira.

Rumi, crossing her arms: Personally, I identified her by the raging aura.

Zoey slowly raised a shaky hand: Okay, in my defense, I was trying to help. Are you mad because I implied you were flat—

Mira grabbed Zoey by the collar and kissed her hard enough to shut her up instantly.

Zoey, giggling like a maniac: ehhehehe. WOWZa

Mira, threatening: YOU. You are not allowed to touch anybody except me and Rumi. Understood?

Zoey, immediately saluted: Yes, ma’am

Mira, turned to Rumi: Same goes for you.

Rumi: What? I wasn’t the one grabbing random boobs?

Mira: Doesn’t matter.

Rumi, slowly saluted: …Yes, ma’am.

Mira: Good.

Mira grabs Rumi and kisses her before storming away.

Zoey: She's sooo hot when she threatens us

Rumi, sighs: You did that on purpose didn't you?

Zoey: 🤷🏻‍♀️😎

The reason that Rumi was able to deal with wearing long sleeves 24/7 when she was still trying to hide her patterns was because her demon half has an affinity for high temperatures.

We don't really get to see much of the afterlife/the demon realm in this movie save for Gwi-ma's general throne room area, but assuming that this version of hell is at least loosely based on the ten gates/courts + considering the fact that Gwi-ma himself is a literal talking bonfire, it makes sense that the demons would be resistant to heat + might potentially prefer warmer environments. That being said, wouldn't it be funny if thanks to her demonic heritage, Rumi just naturally gravitates to heat like a reptile.

When Mira and Zoey start taking her to the bathhouse regularly she just spends hours in the hanjeungmak (kiln sauna) basking like a lizard while the other two are melting trying to accompany her. She has ten space heaters and a sun lamp in her room. When she starts sleeping in the same bed as Mira and Zoey she likes being sandwiched between them partially because she's touch-starved, but also because they're both very warm and her lizard brain (demon brain?) automatically associates that with comfort and safety and home. Mira and Zoey have fully come home to her stretched out across the couch with the curtains open like a cat in a sunbeam.

Bonus points if she gets really sad and mopey during the winter because it's not as warm anymore and Mira and Zoey are just trying everything to cheer her up. The reason they have a fireplace in the penthouse now is purely because they clocked her sitting as close to the heater as possible and went "nope. absolutely not. this cannot do. if the wife is not happy the life is not happy" and promptly got a renovation crew on speed dial to install a fireplace and rework the entire heating system

At some point they just accept that their girlfriend is probably some flavour of cold-blooded and just buy her a bunch of electric blankets so she doesn't feel the need to turn on the heaters in the penthouse "in the middle of summer, Rumi, what the fuck-"

While they are watching the videos, Zoey is rambling about different turtle facts and giving even more in depth explanations than the video. After all, she’s been obsessed with turtles since she was a toddler.

Meanwhile, Mira and Rumi are hardly paying attention to the videos. They are too distracted by Zoey. The way her eyes light up, her huge smile, and her voice going a mile a minute about all the different turtle facts.

After some time, Zoey notices Mira and Rumi just staring at her. She’s feels disheartened, because maybe she was being too much again.

But it’s actually the opposite.

“What?” Zoey questions. “Why are you staring at me? Do you not like the videos?”

Rumi immediately scoots closer to Zoey, grasping her hand. “No, baby. That’s not it at all. We’re just…distracted by you.”

Zoey’s brow furrows. “Distracted how?”

Mira smiles gently. “When you talk about turtles, your eyes light up and sparkle, and your smile is so broad and bright that it could power a whole city. Your cute rambles and how squeaky your voice gets when something exciting happens is probably the cutest thing ever. Just watching you be so happy makes it a little hard to focus on the videos.”

Zoey immediately bursts into happy, overwhelmed tears. Still smiling broadly, with tears flowing down her cheeks. Mira and Rumi cuddle and hug her, telling her that she’s everything to them and they will never let her believe she’s too much. She is perfect for them, and they are perfect for her.

For so long, Zoey was always told she talks too much, that she needs to shut up about turtles for one second. She never thought anything would change that, until Mira and Rumi.

Of course, Rumi immediately argued against it. First and foremost, it's incredibly unprofessional. Second of all, "three-way kisses" don't really work and aren't really a thing that throuples do anyways. Third of all...she doesn't even get a chance to think of a third of all before Zoey and Mira pounce on her at the same time.

Their lips absolutely do not make enough contact to even be a kiss. Mira's hair gets in Rumi's mouth, Zoey bonks heads with both of them trying to get closer, and Rumi makes a noise that sounds more like she was just jumpscared than kissed by her girlfriends.

The fans scream like crazy over it, of course.

After the fan event (and the ensuing social media fiasco the "three-way kiss" caused - which thankfully was one of the more wholesome, cuter, and funnier things Bobby's ever had to deal with), Zoey immediately begins to argue that they should start practicing that kiss, "just in case a fan asks us to do it again, so we don't look silly!".