" oh sire we found this pendant around the King's neck and it has transforming magic on it so every healing spell is reversed so it's not the old man's fault "

MAN no wonder David just vibes. His dumb friends are lowkey entertaining as hell to watch. What's he gonna do? Stop them from being idiots? They're all idiots here, except for Gwen, so he's just chilling and giggling as Jasper swims after Daniel trying to boop his wings as the siren shrieks like the dude has the Cheese Touch

David talking to Gwen like, "Should we remind Daniel that he can run on water?" "Are you fucking kidding me? Don't remind him, this is hilarious.  Let them tire themselves out, they're less likely to squabble when they're lying dead on the rock later." "Good point!"

17. Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?

Out of order. I always have a scenes in mind that i build the fic around so i write those first. Sometimes i think of a very important interaction and how to write it that takes place and thats usually in the middle or climax. And my writing is clustered around those detailed scenes that i write everything else to match

20. Describe your perfect writing conditions.

In a cozy coffee shop on my laptop or notebook, sitting at a table off the the side with a hot chocolate or a late. With like dark and warm colours. Idk why but the dark warm colours are very important.

35. Would you ever kill off a canon character?

Yes. Those will usually be canonical deaths. Sometimes not. Depends on the plot. No character is safe :) 

thank you for the ask! 💞