#ewstarks

OMG I THINK THE CAST OF AOS SHOULD GET SEBSTAN TO BE IN THEIR VIDEO!! THEY WOULD WIN HANDS DOWN.

url: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | CLINT

icon: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | NATASHA

sidebar: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | WANDA

theme: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | VISION

posts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | STEVE

updates tab: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | SAM

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following: no(t yet) | now I am! | yesss | ‘til the end of the line, pal

comments: OKAY BUT YOUR PICTURE OF SAM AND CLINT THOUGH!! THEY ARE SO PRECIOUS. also i really love your name haha

im glad!! and omfG u have a horse that’s RAD

omg ur theme is so cute there’s so much tony!! (and science bros on ur updates tab AW adorable)

i noticed u said u were a ravenclaw!! yes me too!! house buddies hell yea B)

u like lotr/hobbit AND marvel that’s so great because SAME and the stuff u reblog is vv cool

ewstarks;

literally what it says on the can? ew????? how dare this person have one of my all time favourite blogs? i am honestly so shocked that you talk to me OMG you have no idea. honestly, devon, i used to see little things you reblogged and just “ah yes, [sips tea], ewstarks is online”. for real though, you seem really nice and you love tony, so you’re an a+ in my book.

wTF THE FUCK ????? BRUH ............. HAVE U EVER LIKE ..... CLICKED ON UR BLOG LIKE ...... OK LOOK AT THIS  AND JUST ????? I JUST LINKED YOU TO MY FAVOURITE BLOG ??? surprise its yoU??? 

oh wOW hi ... omg. you’re one of my favourite blogs, did you know?

lmao ok you a have a bitch” wand made of hoe wood and a core of canadian anger

ok but for real:

so obv you’d have a long wand because you have a long dick. Also because larger wands are attracted to giant awesome personalities that are all creative and shit like you. I reckon 13″. 

jfc why are you so complicated omg it took me ages to pick a wand wood for you - but I went for Sycamore. Sycamore wood is a very demanding wood, with a tendency to burst into flames if used for mundane tasks frequently. It seeks adventure and fresh challenges. It’s a pretty stubborn wood, just like you, and I’m pretty sure you’ll still be causing mischief at age 40 and beyond so this is probably the wood for you (no pun intended. Also it was either this or Aspen as a wood)

So you definitely have a Dragon Heartstring core; it’s considered to be one of the strongest cores, and is known for its outright bursts of powerful magic rather than subtle spells, making it great for dueling and the like! It’s meant for people with a fire-y personality and strength to handle not only the wand but the decisions and/or consequences that come with it. Dragon Heartstring wands have been known to lose power when, like Sycamore, used for small and minute tasks. 

And you have a somewhat springy wand - I mean you’re creative as fuck, and I know from our conversations that you have no problem doing whatever it takes to survive, so you’re extremely adaptable. Your wand is flexible just like your personality; however you still remain determined and focussed in whatever goal you currently have because you hate to lose or give something up.