The "former law school classmate was a literal Nazi" story you put in the tags of that Platner post is one of the wildest things I've learned about you.
LMAO, I feel like I got off lucky in that I only had the one class with him, and also because he was such a fucking coward (possibly because he knew that our professor would eat him alive) that he didn't want to be too obviously Nazi. "For this assignment, what if we wanted to, um, argue for more immigration laws? 🥺👉👈"
Like, I don't know if any of us knew he was a Nazi Nazi (I don't know how he was outside that class), but it was obvious he was extremely conservative and his wife was from fucking Norway, so it wasn't hard to be like, "That feels like a white supremacist mail order bride deal," and then when he was at Charlottesville we were all like, "Yeah, that tracks."
Also he looks like you put the face of the Chad meme guy on the body of the Virgin meme guy.
I am making fun of him because he was, you know, a Nazi, but I am also genuinely fascinated by the 180 he did and I am SO curious as to how that happened.
















