#evil kirk

I was feeling crappy about myself yesterday, so as usual, I sang an emotional song and related it to Star Trek. 

Question: Who would sing this? Mirror!Kirk from "Mirror, mirror” or Evil!Kirk from "The Enemy Within”. The winner will go into the music video! This is a bad Trek parody of “You Stupid Bitch” from Crazy Ex Girlfriend. The lyrics are here: Well, Captain, you've done it now

Yeah, you guys know this one

Karma's come to tap you on the shoulder

All the pining that's been festering

Plus torture and murdering

Is coming now to stun you like a phaser

You ruined everything

You stupid hoe

You ruined everything

You dummy thicc himbo

You're just a stupid little hoe who ruins things

And wants the world to burn

Hoe

You're a stupid hoe

And lose some weight

I was so close to Paradise

But now the only thing I'm close to is defeat

These scars are a metaphor for my soul

Won't stop the self-pity cause I'm on a roll

Yes, Spock completes me, but how can that be

When there's no me left to complete

You ruined everything

You stupid hoe

Sing with me!

You ruined everything

You stupid, stupid hoe

Yes, I deserve this!

You're just an evil little slut who doesn't think

And misleads the people he loves

Now he knows I'm not some innocent lamb

He sees me for what I am

Which is a horrible, stupid,

Dumb and evil, fat and stupid, simple self-hating

RECORD STORE TALES #1128: Evil Kirk It seems like a lifetime ago, that I co-wrote and recorded the only song I’m on that has ever been officially released. On August 6 2010, I sat down at my computer and wrote the lyrics to what would become one of the strangest songs on Kathryn Ladano’s CD, Open.  And yes, you can buy it on iTunes or on compact disc.  Just search for Ladano! Kathryn performs…